Best one-liner threats from enemies?

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by JEDI-MAESTRO, Nov 16, 2014.

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  1. Give me cf
     
    #101 Kogeki, Nov 17, 2014
  2. Youll be begging for a cf in a week ....lol
     
    #102 lIIlIllI___PARSFAN___lIlIlIIl, Nov 17, 2014
  3. "Why hit me! I did nothing"
    "I'll get Chongo on you"
    "I'm in Black Hand, I'll pin you forever"
    only got 3 hits from that last one.
    "5 hits is farming, that's not aloud"
     
    #103 itsAria, Nov 17, 2014
  4. My personal favourite came after 4 gentle taps on a Kingdom and said:

    "I can count you know "
     
    #104 _NoN_, Nov 17, 2014
  5. "Suck a corn dog" and block me best ever!
     
    #105 DylanTheSaint, Nov 17, 2014
  6. JEDI, I said it earlier and I'll say it again, this thread is awesome. I can't stop laughing. :lol: It amazing what people will make up to sound "tough" in the virtual world. Of course, many can back it up. :shock:

    Keep up the good work. I enjoy your threads \ posts \ etc. :)
     
    #106 sj-inferorum_regnum-sj, Nov 17, 2014
  7. You have received broken sword 3 days


    And



    Your account has been silenced permanently for violations of Tou



    ...so scary
     
    #107 BobRoss, Nov 17, 2014
  8. "You're my new chew toy"
    That was during the "Kiss me sweetly" event when I "accidently" unloaded on a Zaft member. He he
     
    #108 -Harvester-, Nov 17, 2014
  9. Leaves enemies begging for mercy:
     
    #109 lIlI_x_BlackHandVerum_x_lIlI, Nov 17, 2014
  10. I'm zaft️



    That's enough for me win! But I don't wanna win  just liked this post.
     
    #110 Kazuma, Nov 17, 2014
  11. ok so you all have had some very good and some very lame threats made to y'all over the years...but i have the triple crown of threats received that you can't possibly come back from ...>EVER! and I mean ever!


    1) Your account has been permanently SIlenced

    2) (So and So) has permanently been banned from Kingdoms at wars

    3) and the coup de grace ....You have been IP Banned


    can't possibly beat that
    can't possibly come back from that

    and just in case you think you can get it any worse they do it in the middle of an ee war.




    I'll take my free pass now thanks and please :)



















    (True Story Bruh)
     
    #111 QlllllUlllllElllllElllllN-TS, Nov 17, 2014
  12. One I got from a current osw target "anytime you wanna step up punk ass panda we can take this to pm"....I swear I almost died from choking on blunt smoke n coffee laughing.
     
    #112 SaDiStIC-KilLa-_LoCkIe_-BeAr, Nov 17, 2014
  13. "My clan mates are OMETs, hit me again and they will be on you!"

    True threat to me, lmao, talk about having egg on his face
     
    #113 TEPOZTECATI, Nov 17, 2014
  14. *hits a person*

    "I'm gonna farm you till you reset."

    *he hits twice and assasns a few times*

    *you unload half troops and sb him"

    "WOW YOU TRYHARD STOP XTALING"
     
    #114 386noScope, Nov 17, 2014
  15. On Balto574's wall there are good ones
     
    #115 Balto573, Nov 17, 2014
  16. Stop attacking me you bully. You'll never be the man your mother is.
     
    #116 The_Postman, Nov 17, 2014
  17. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? That was one I chuckled at. Nice thread jedi
     
    #117 The_Postman, Nov 17, 2014
  18. 'If you do it one more time you will be slayed to death'

    Along with other goodies from same peep still on my wall ;)
     
    #118 MaxThrust, Nov 17, 2014
  19. I've had 'I'm only doing bad because I'm going easy on you'
     
    #119 RainbowMcSparkleBum, Nov 17, 2014
  20. "You are a bully. Pokemon is awesome and if you don't stop farming me, i'll suddenly grow, because I have faith in my actions, and defeat your kingdom"

    I saved that on my notes for future laughs…
     
    #120 Planemaster, Nov 17, 2014
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