Best one-liner threats from enemies?

Boy, I'll hit you with so many lefts , you will be begging for a right!
I'm gonna hit you so hard , your chest is gonna collapse and your shoulders will touch.

 

"Spragga" <--- one word threat.....

 

I own spragga

 

She gave me moral lessons about farming:3

 

To one of my alts :

"You better back off, LSA has my back. " :lol:

OmegaLSA

 

Kingdoms at war does not support hitting a specific player a lot of times unless it's a 1v1 or war, hence kingdoms at WAR.

 

Any further Inc I'll get my mum to talk to your mum, I'm serious, don't try me!! - sounds like a big threat for me lol

 

Your just a Noob.

 

get it all the time.

 

"I'll get all my RP to friends to spam your wall. Slowly at first. THEN WITH THE SPEED OF TACO BELL DIARRHEA!!!!"

 

#CastleCode

 

that's great

 

One kid said: "Try me bro, ill farm your whole clan"
I was the only one in the clan

 

Or another one said, "watch out bro, I'll KO u bro"
We weren't in EE, or another kid
"I'm so pro, I'll get my 2mil cs main onto you, he will wreck you"
Until he realised I had a main

 

Not so bad ashes but i got one that said " Yo take these scout bombs.I'll make you potless.I'll strip farm you and you wouldnt know who it was"


I hid under my bed for the rest of the day 

 

"I am a KotFE Lord" , hilarious...made me almost shart myself.

 

I am going to grow some crops on you.

 

'Your grandma's old - like you when I'm done with you'
'I'm like your cat; I sit on you 'til you've had enough'
'We can both drop to stable builds to see who comes out better'
^these were really witty people. Did make me laugh, not gonna lie.