Best one-liner threats from enemies?

"Why R u hitting me?"

 

~I am going to "hit" your mom as many times as you hit me.

 

Not to me but I liked it;
You have no idea how lucky you are that I can't sit on you...

 

My favourite happened while I was a part of ML

This guy gave me his home address and told me to come find him 

 

Bend over and take it like a man

 

" pray now sucker ill gonna kick your ass "

 

I've had a guy hit me 10 times then immediately post on my wall:

"Hi thnx cf pls"

 

Farmed a chick once 12 times or so. She then said, and I quote:
"I will tell ur clan owner if u don't stop it now."

This was when I owned Equip-R-Us.

 

I'm gonna tear your grapes off and beat you with them

 

The worst threat ever.....




Run...





Run while you still can.....

 

I'm a cop in RL.

Lol

 

I'm sexy and I know it

 

I've been threatened with a line from taken.

 

Jedi I still haven't used the pass...

 

/).• just look at balto574's wall had to delete all the good stuff though as it was bypass central up in there.