Best one-liner threats from enemies?

Had a guy hit me, So I hit back. Hit for hit, then he hit back a like more that there first hits. Sensing a pattern I xtal an bomb down both bars then offered up an intense sb session then comes the follow an upon agreeing to the communication connection the pm goes "you gone give me time to regen, or you going in ca" so I say go for it an then came the unfollow

 

Skippyeddo v JediMaestro --

Skip: "I'm gonna hit you with my walker"

Jedi: "Ouch, my hip"

Skip: "ouch, my back"

Jedi: "I think we are too old for this"

#oldmanEEwars

 

"Kid, you look like bacon"

 

Try saying that to Princess Bacon.

 

"You can't even risk dclaws in wildy noob, get a real bank. my bank is 10b and I'm packing 4 blue phats and 3 reds nerd."

 

？....sounds more like a compliment then a 1 line threat.

 

Cry on my wall and all is forgiven lol won't forget dat farmeray ended up crying on my wall to stop

 

U r lucky I'm to small to win on you

Blood in blood out just wait



I actually posted that on someones wall my first day of kaw. I open kaw build my kingdom "no more gold" well battle list
It is n damn was I loving this game till someone 5 times my size destroy my kingdom lol then she posted "stop farming" she must of have been laughing her ass off when I posted that


If only I kept the link

 

My most preferred threat is a simple "ok" , it's straight to the point and shows I don't care. I also use "go away" and "I will find you, and I will kill you" contrary to popular belief this killing is only of the build and not of the person as well.

 

Im actually in some ones walls has a target  he steals 5m x StL , i Get 75M x AtK.. So in Ok ... One time some one hit my alts and i farm him till i Ups Lost the scout and blow my cover he actually follow me and told me i was gonna get hit by his clan, never happen and this is a well known OSW player, funny thing he is Friend of an alt of mine Lol

 

Go bak 2 pimd k? 

 

My owners, owner has an owner of Cella.




I have 50 xstals, everytime you hit me ill use 1 xstal on you.

 

If you hit me Again ill my All my alts attacking you! And I have like 20 of them 10 times your size! I then Ask him how (I was around 6mcs at the time) How his 60mcs alts were going to "attack me" Oh also this was In a War! Not estoc just a clan vs clan war

 

"My main is in farm clan."



What a big news. :? :? :?

 

I know where you live ( in your best irish accent )

 

Fight me in rl

 

... well apparently ... According to my wall it's (did you hit me? And hey I'm blanks clan owner, why are you farming blank?)

 

"I dont care about fake gold"... Then buys seals -IDD

 

"If you hit me one more time I will have 3 clans farm you forever (list 3 sad non osw clans)"