Best one-liner threats from enemies?

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by JEDI-MAESTRO, Nov 16, 2014.

  1. " I'm gonna go tell my mom, you'll be sorry. "
     
  2. 'I'm going to get my whole clan on you'
    After 1 hit 
     
  3. "I'm going to pretend like nothing happened but if you hit me again I'm going to call b2b on you"
     
  4. "I have so many clans wanting your name for farming. I outta give it to them!!!" 
     
  5. 
     
  6. So, no winners yet? :lol:
     
  7. "If you hit me again im calling the authorities"

    I said so do it

    "Police are called they will be here in 10min and will trace your device I'll call them off just stop farming me"

    Next day he resets never saw my little buddy again

    Also heard the famous "I am laoda i will get you in every ZAFT Ca"

    "Hit me again and I will hire all your allies"(this isn't funny unless u realise I had 100billion in statess vollies and reset Bombs) he followed through and got mad when I reset half of them
     
  8. I'll ******* slit your throat.
     
  9. "Your mum"
    Five minutes later
    "Doesn't approve"


    Nothing else...
     
  10. Farm me and ill get jedi-maestro on you
     
  11. I have your IP address
     
  12. "I'll shank your nan if you hit me again"
     
  13. I have my own threat .....


    Do that again and I'll send you naked pics of my mom !!


    Usually works cos the poor buggers would be scarred for life with that one 
     
  14. Thus guy was in my clan...
    "I'll wait till you grow and perm farm you Cuz you gave me cheek"
    Like what?
     
  15. My banner makes me laugh and I wrote it.
     
  16. This is not the Gold you're looking for. Move along...

    Yep, had this in a wall post long ago in a Clan far away.

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    IMO, a good sport and somewhat comical reaponse earns a pass lol
     
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  18. "Why?"
    My personal favorite. 
     
  19. "Ill farm you until one of us resets"
     
  20. "Hit me again and I'll tell your mom."