Banned for having 8 letters in your username, which happens to be the same number of legs as an octopus has, which is profoundly unacceptable. Double ban because the ratio of letters in your username/letters in your ban is 4.875, and, well, we just can't have that.
Half a ban for trying to halt mathmatics at work. The other half goes back up the the guy whos name we cannot pronounce
Banned for attempting to counter-attack my ban! That makes two bans for you! Just kidding...I can't ban anyway..right?