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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Hazzernater, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. The drunken text seems to fit him perfect, he should continue with it.
     
  2. That moment where you can see someone's blood alcohol level in a forum post.

    TAXI!
     
  3. Dapby I swut. I mm not ober .08% hruhru
     
  4. Arcanicus, is that tequila typing!!
     
  5. nu is whiskeu
     
  6. Hi everyone!!

    I'm thinking of making a Kaw-song parody once more! I need a word of advice though!

    Since I'm gonna be changing the whole lyrics of the original song to make it kaw-based, should I post it in here or in a new thread?

    Thanks! :)
     
  7. Both sean!

    What sort of whiskey Arc? I had some Islay scotch when I was last in Edinburgh, and it changed me from a boy into a man.
     
  8. Boy into a man 0_o I could have sworn you were a female.. well then...
     
  9. I'm not a fan, it put far too many hairs on my chest - I look like this now

    My favourite drink at the moment is Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey bourbon over ice. It's a beautiful drink
     
  10. Dat chest <3.

    I can't do the sweet bourbons. More of a gin and tonic, or scotch on the rocks type of drinker.

    Or bag wine on a park bench but thats another story. Moody knows.
     
  11. This chat is crazy. 
     
  12. hahaha too lazy to edit my posts to make them easier to read. I was so drunk last night tho. had some really sweet whiskey. Wasnt that bad but it was old and from france. And some tequila from mexico. But mainly had lots of beers
     
  13. All you had to do was Stay: Kaw Song Parody



    This song is originally from Taylor Swift- All you had to do was Stay. In this song, it will talk about me hiring an ally, and that person as the "ally" reset on me. No matter what I tried to do, I cannot indeed make that player "stay"; the player ended up being inactive and quit the game.

    Players like you, always want me
    To keep you as an ally
    While players like me
    Wanna believe you when you said you'll grow
    The more I think about it now
    The less I know
    All I know is that you reset and faded off


    STAY!

    Hey, all you had to do was stay,
    Active and be with me
    Man, why'd you had to go and reset when I vollied you
    (STAY!)
    Hey, now you say you're active, AGAIN
    Now that it's just too late,
    Well, It could have been easy
    All you had to do was
    stay,
    All you had to do was stay,
    All you had to do was stay,
    All you had to do was stay.


    Here you are now, walling me up
    But I don't know what to say
    I've been hearing nothing from you
    Even though I need you
    Players like you, always tell me
    "I'll be a good ally"
    While players like me are gone forever
    When you say "I quit"


    STAY!

    Hey, all you had to do was stay,
    Active and be with me
    Man, why'd you had to go and ignore me when I tried to teach you
    (STAY!)
    Hey, now you say you're active, AGAIN
    Now that it's just too late,
    Well, It could have been easy
    All you had to do was
    stay,
    All you had to do was stay,
    All you had to do was stay,
    All you had to do was stay. (Let me remind you)

    This was what you wanted

    (oh-oh-oooh, You ended it!)
    And you were all I wanted (oh-oh-oooh,)

    But not like this.
    Not like this.


    Anything I need to improve on the song, by the way? :D
     
  14. so anyone have plans for st patricks day? my gf wants to dye my beard green. Gonna get so drunk tho
     
  15. Sean...that was...beautiful
     
  16. Thanks! Losing gold might not be so much hurting, but that ally making promises to me that he/she'll stay active throughout the game and then....it end up...Quitting Kaw on me....

    P.S= The song's lyrics has been slightly edited! I took off the gold part!
     
  17. Enemies: Kaw Song Parody



    This is also originally from Taylor Swift- Bad Blood. This song describes about me having a former kaw friend who is drastically stronger than me in combined stats and equipments. I've known him for 7 years. But, I was never sure if we're really friends.

    We used to hit epic battles together, osw together, get on kaw events together...and now...


    Cause my friend now we're enemies,
    You know we used to be best friends
    So take a look what you've done
    Cause my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!

    Now we got problems
    And I don't think we can solve 'em
    You made a really deep cut
    And my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!


    Did you have to do this?
    I was thinking that you can be trusted
    Did you have to farm me,
    While I'm strong my friend now I'm a weakling
    Did you have to hit me
    While I'm inactive, and then I wake up
    Potless and with no allies,
    It's like you're stripping and going easy at me

    Oh...It's so sad to
    Think about the good times
    You and I...


    Cause my friend now we're enemies,
    You know we used to be best friends
    So take a look what you've done
    Cause my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!

    Now we got problems
    And I don't think we can solve 'em
    You made a really deep cut
    And my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!


    Did you think we'd be fine?
    I'm seeing a thousand hits in my News Feed
    Now, did you think it all through?
    Broadcasting it in the forums and shame me
    And people write in my wall
    "Sean, you're weak today and will always be" and
    And time can heal but this won't,
    So if you come in my way, just don't.

    Oh...It's so sad to
    Think about the good times
    You and I...


    Cause my friend now we're enemies,
    You know we used to be best friends
    So take a look what you've done
    Cause my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!

    Now we got problems
    And I don't think we can solve 'em
    You made a really deep cut
    And my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!


    Waiting for me to recover,
    Won't fix what you've done to me
    If you live like that, you live like ghosts
    Getting wall messages everyday
    From hundreds of players saying "I'm weak,"
    Worst of all, I'm still being pinned... (Oh..)

    If you love like that, blood runs cold!


    Cause my friend now we're enemies,
    You know we used to be best friends
    So take a look what you've done
    Cause my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!

    Now we got problems
    And I don't think we can solve 'em
    You made a really deep cut
    And my friend now we're
    enemies, hey!


    END

     
  18. Bahaha nice job sean.
     
  19. Thanks, Daphnia!

    As a side note, I've thought out of a new topic to talk about in Hazzy's Hideout! It's called Finding the Right Permanent Clan Member. Shall we start a little discussion about this? :)
     
  20. What do you mean?