Back in the Studio... *Phil: Jayde. Have you heard any news regarding the current runners from HoG? *Jayde: Yes Phil. HoG has decided that they'd like to leave clan. Post Personal CFs on Laoda's wall. Change their names to BarCodes n then take pot shots at FAITH or ZAFT Sub Clans. *Phil: Oh... It's actually a good tactic... We have invited a foremost expert in these tactics to the studio. Turns to Distance. *Phil: Distance, would like to share with us something regarding these tactics? *Distance: Phil n Jayde... These tactics have been used by ZAFT, Ming Sect, ProTake, YAFI and they've been refined to a degree of pure art. To think that HoG a relative new comer to OSW is just starting to use them..... Distance shakes his head at HoG's foolish tactic. *Distance; As I recall ProDragon Assasins caused JonnyPizzo to not only drop his build, but issue a half-assed apology. It was hilarious. *Jayde: Yes, and it's funny that they are still receiving hits from FAITH as they change to this "New" tactic. *Distance: This barcode name tactic didn't work during the ASW2011, where Team Wrath smashed Team Pride to dust even though 70% of Team Pride were BarCoded n kept changing build. They still lost. ZAFT are expert trackers. I doubt HoG will survive post OSW. It will be like BoE, Blades of Exile. Forever Exiled to the sands of time. HoGs will be slaughtered n their carcasses BBQ'd to feed the hungry. *Jayde: Distance, wouldn't you agree that this will cause ZAFT as well as FAITH's ire leading to tracking these various runners n eventually their demise after this OSW. *Distance: Yes, as I recall. After the ZiG v UWF OSW, many of the runners were hunted down and stripfarmed after nearly a year. UWF leader SolarRejection84 after AhDragos left, was stripfarmed by KotFE after almost 8-months. Honestly, these cowardly tactics will backfire on APoC n HoG members. But, for them it's their first time. And Last!
*Phil: A word from our sponsors... Camera pans out.... ^Phil jogging on a running machine by Aibi. He's wearing The New Adidas Climacool. He glistens with perspiration, and is listening to music on his new iTouch 6th Gen using the new Pods headphones by Apple. He finished his run, steps of the machine and looks at the camera. *Phil: After a hard days work it's always nice to have a great workout. You should do it too...,^Points into the camera. Phil turns around and walks away. Camera zooms in in his sexy toned butts.
Camera pans across a beautiful Polynesian beach is an unknown location. Jayde walks across the bright white crushed seashell beach. Her golden tan contrasting with the light beach. Her hair whipping in the wind. She's wearing Victoria's Secret camo bikinis, with the knife n sheath around her left thigh (like Ursula Andrea, James Bond movie) She walks to the chaise lounge and arranges herself on a green beach towel by Aquis-Brittane the micro fibre super absorbent towel. Camera pans over her lovely tanned legs, tight torso, beautiful arms, lovely aquiline features, her delicate pouty red lips, lovely round eyes, high cheekbones, dark eye lashes, light eyebrows, lovely forehead and her thick luxurious black hair.
Cheezy music..., *Phil: Here we are at Episode 2 of our chat show - PhillyJayde (sounds like PhilliShave by Philips) Camera zooms on Jayde... *Phil: Jayde, how was the trip sponsored by our Aitor to the Polynesians? *Jade: Pretty good Phil. The sands were pristine white. The beaches were gorgeous. Just lovely. Phil wipes his mouth n chin. *Phil: Ummmm you've a great tan Jayde. *Jayde: Thanks Phil.
Hahaha this is funny! But you have too much time on your hands. Buuuut your imagination is very vivid. But also a bit dirty. ._.
Ok the posts like this are starting to get REALLY old. I don't even understand this joke. And I feel...dirty. Stop it.
*jayde has sex with philosopher on the beach then puts leapard spot mini shorts back on then polka dot bikini* :lol: :lol: