Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. oooooooh. Get im, Zeth.

    I smell a battle brewing.
     
  2. Verily, thine raps are stuck up thine ass.
    I shall destroy your pride, and smoke you like grass.
    I smelleth in the air, the slight scent of bull crap.
    Perhaps, given your vocabulary, we should calleth the map?

    Alright stop. Come on man cut the bull. I ain't rapping like a kid, but you're rapping like a fool.
    You think you know what's cool, well understand my rule. Never take pity on opponents, strike them down, be cruel.
    Secondly, let's address your name. You call yourself Blizzard, cuz you're cold and lame.
    But I won't place the blame on your title at all. Because I know your deficiency comes from your balls.
    But don't worry, this is just in fun and all. Bun in the end, if you strike back again, I will take you out, I will make you crawl.
     
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  4. Hahaha! Man, that one too.
    I really love rap when its smooth.
     
  5. Woah man, slow down with rappin bilingual
    You say I'm deficient, so is that why you're single?
    I mean besides your face
    Such a disgrace that your name Should be spelled lowercase
    zeth
    Now take your last breath,
    I'm takin the rap game over like the Black Death
    Call me King Blizzard, this is the hobbit
    You're a dwarf and I'm the wizard
    Because my rhymes are magic, so automatic
    I'm living at a hundred miles per hour don't stop for traffic
    Kids close your eyes this guy is beat and it's about to get graphic
    Everyone else take notes cause my lyrics are nostalgic
    Abra cadabra I'm exposing your weakness, candelabra
    I got flow like that of Niagra
    With women on both sides of me, trying to get a ride on me while you need Viagra
     
  6. They say I'm concieted, borderline narcissist
    This artist is the purest like catharsis is..
    so beef? dont be startin it!
    Ill eat ur heart in it!
    Ill make you get a new apartment...
    then rip you apart in it!

    Im a beast in the hardest sense
    in these streets like an artist is
    yea I eat but Im starving this
    bar to hit you hardest with!

    People swear I got the smartest quips
    attached to the largest wits!
    But for you, karmas a *****...
    I picked a target just to harvest it!

    Wrote this a little while ago. My homie thought I should post it, so enjoy.
     
  7. Competition is stiff.
     
  8. Like the nuisance you are, you keep buzzing around.
    I keep on swatting you back, but you just won't stay down.
    I gotta give you props man, you just won't quit,
    But in order to be narcissistic, you need a big, thick, dictionary.
    Maybe you've heard of one, okay that's good.
    And I don't mean the little kind that you get in the hood,
    Because in order to have your bars be truly good, you need diversity of words man, vocabulary should,
    Be your number one concern, gotta make those punches burn, and you can't do that, until you really earn it.
    So get some spell check, and you'll get some respect, and you'll have the posers lining up for a chance 2 getrekt.
    Now about your street cred, let's not joke around. I doubt you've ever been down on the wrong side of town.
    Don't be something you're not, your raps are already hot, we already have enough poser thug gangsters and pot.
    Just stick to your roots, and you'll go real far. You don't need a damn facade, cuz you are who you are.
    Just keep spitting those bars, and you've got it made. Nevermind the haters, just keep playing the game.
     
  9. Speaking of roots, I haven't forgotten
    From the south side of hood where the streets were rotten
    Where being a white boy was seen as no good, and my friends were shot at, can you believe all this started over pickin cotton?
    It was no place for a kid, so I set a goal and crawled my way out of that inescapable black hole
    So ya, you're right, I don't give up
    I deserve the crown
    Because I stand up, and do it while everyone else sits down.
    For me, Rap is an art, an escape of reality
    So it's sad to see others do it just to be the top of a chart and for a big fat salary.
    I appreciate the words but don't forget this is a battle
    I'm bringing the heat so go run back to your gaggle
    Of wannabe rappers, soon they'll see that I'm the true master
    I am the Youngest lyricist to speak intelligently, with an outstanding mentality
    Get me vexed, your next to get devoured my heightened vocabulary
    I'm skipping the bosh and going straight to my accreditation
    Because I'm a gentlemen, I'll slow down, give you some time for meditation

    What I spit is the most original thing since the creation
     
  10. P.S- Go ahead and applaud, it's time for my standing ovation
     
  11. *begins slow clap*

    I'll write my comeback in a little while. I'm busy right now, but that was very good.
     
  12. Blizzard the champ? Hes everywhere like a sandstorm
    Hes not hot enough to keep his own hands warm!

    and not cold enough to call himself blizzard
    He just sucks! yea the opposite of a fissure!
    So ima make it official like a kodak picture
    The champ is right here cuz his vocab richer!

    and second and third place? no one is next to me
    I own the podium with my rhythmic complexity!
    Ask the kid Zeth, because hes already witnessed
    his own demise, just like the alliance Invictus!

    Rappers cant get this! Respects not just given
    I get so livid, hearin about this "life" that u livin!
    I mean u just type like you're prison
    and you're too much light for this prism! <-- :lol:
    Theres only one great on this cypher
    and his name is Static, get with him!

    Every other rapper just dispensin his shame
    U cant talk about the best unless u mention my name!
    Im just too big in this game...
    Im mysterious and suspenseful
    you aint gotta be on my stage
    I can remove you with a pencil!

    and speaking of pencil, wtf was Zeth thinkin!
    I saw him last.. in a grave of dead ink pens!


    take a second and let that sink in...


    He went from dead decrepit and rhymes stinkin
    to eyes stingin from losing.
    Eyes blurry & blinkin!
    How is that hes back again?
    His ass was deader than Lincoln!

    anyways I gotta go, Im just too cold
    Im so pro. Here to put a kink in ur show.
     
  13. Its all good bruh, the rap god has risen
    All you chump boys stay straight dissin
    But what it really is, is hot air hissin
    Out
    Yall dont know what this rap games about
    Hit you with the heat, lets have a cook out
    Tired of these fake ass rhymes, all the time
    Leave you with a bad taste in ya mouth, call it lime
    These flows straight explosive call it dynamite,
    Hearin all these verses gotcha feelin riiight
    Am I wit yo girl
    Man I miight
    And I got that loud, get lifted fliight
     
  14. For real though, this is flame
     
  15. ripped it homie
     
  16. Haha. Just keeping the rhymes going. I been just wanting to battle someone badly. Thanks guys.
     
  17. No one is reading your poets
    No one is reading your rap
    No one is reading and you know it
    Because everything here is crap.

    Edit: Joking.
     
  18. such a tacky thing to say from a player I respected as a writer...
     
  19. I'm only joking  trying to generate a response from someone because I'm bored and feeling onrey.

    My fault.
     
  20. happens. Rap sometimes. Nothing quite like verbally dismantling another player publicly. lol. Not too different from poetry.