Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. bahahahahahaaaahaahahaha :lol:
    you going to jail.
     
  2. "Late Night Clashin"

    Im drunk. On my apps multitaskin!
    pinnin here then its back to clashin...
    of the clans that we be smashin
    clan level 4 if u curious or askin!

    max th8 better hope u dont match me
    500 earned stars, dragons cant catch me
    We win as a team, strategizing tactics
    My clan is Black_Chapel, username: Static

    But Im also the leader known as Stitches
    With the anti-hog base, come witness!
    Anti-dragon, and wont Gowipe in it
    and I'll eat a rushed base like a picnic!

    And my whole team killin like mobsters
    run across us and hope you made roster!
    3* on every base so we cuttin losses!
    Black_Chapel is a squad full of bosses!

    but anyways, I'm done, back to raids
    Hangin with my Healer & Archer Queen babes
    Yes Im a Giant, Archers call me Mr. BK
    Its naughty the way I wrecked em on the replay!

    hahahahaha yall rappers get at me :lol:
     
  3. I wish you ill, wish your blood would spill, all over the floor and wall, onto the window sill, fall for the kill overdose on some pills, get the smallpox or chills just die from my skills, already high on the thrills of the hills full of screams it's brightens my dreams like captain picard memes, it's more than it's seems it's not just a whim or fancy and I ain't just a negative Nancy it's just that u all make me so antsy I really can't help myself from wanting to damage ur health and plunder your Wealth just ask yourself "what did I do man, to bring this danger loomin" the answer's simple, you were born human, a pimple a blemish but no where near as cute as a dimple, on the face of the world, the entire race should be hurled of the surface into deep space to die of cold in the chill of that black it's just wack I wish u ill
     
  4.  awesome!
     
  5. Oh goody goody,
    More rhymes from the minds of some goodie-goodies
    I'm dressed in an all black hoodie
    Spittin' these mad raps
    All you people ask could he?
    Spit that lyrical flow
    Put on a show so bright like snow
    And then bring down a blizzard
    I ain't a wizard, but you can call me ice king
    Iced out with no bling, no ring and I don't sing
    if you were a search engine you'd be bing
    Ding-ding-ding we call that a K.O
    I got no beat but no beat is still better than Kato
    I'm a weirdo, skitzo, you can compare me to steve-o
    But I still manage to touch the butt like nemo
    If you were cancer I'd be the chemo
    Sike, there's not cure for you
    You're an infectious disease that can't get no bomb unless he smokin' trees
    Please, don't even try to come back
    Your rhymes are worse than your comebacks
    I'm the cypher champ thats a little known fact
    Don't ever forget it, pull out your kodak
    Pictures last longer than words
    just thought you should know that
     
  6. Idk why, but I thoroughly enjoyed that bar! A clever and well played joke.

    that one was just as funny :evil: :roll:
     
  7. Its 4/20, so ima break it down and roll up
    I put a Quarter in it, I hope the blunt hold up

    She dont smoke much, so ima blow her a shotty
    and take it slow as that dro control her body!

    I got Lemon Kush but we smokin on tha Blue Cheese
    its medicinal, man I swear the weed is blue-green!

    and its loud af, u can smell it through the jar
    so damn loud, a permanent smell off in my car!

    Its good vaped, but me and bae on cigar
    coughing hard, from the lungs to the heart!

    I love Mary Jane, the way shes in my blunt
    And when shes done, me and bae gone have some fun!

    Then me and bae gon hit up Arbys
    or Dairy Queen and Hardees
    I need a box of some Krispy Kreme...
    since im smokin like Marley!!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  8. Fav 
     
  9. Your rhymes are quite atrocious,
    My word, can you be more perpetuous?
    All your talk of "rides" and "skills" are quite dreadful.
    Now please,
    let this gentleman serve you a handful
    Of words you can barely comprehend.
    'Tis no wonder you all must depend
    On slander, and recommend
    Others to face their inevitable end.
    So I propose to you, a friend
    To see literate guidance
    From someone with a license
    You foul mouth dunce.

    From A Gentleman Teaching Values Of Life,
    BlackWingedStrife :)
     
  10. Y'all on that loud pack
    Think y'all need some tic tacs cuz yo breath game is whack
    I stay away from the pack and eat my snack
    Racking up the stacks
    Call me H Money cuz I get all the monies
    I don't need em for the honies cuz I'm that dude
    Don't be rude
    Her stroke game so good like chex mix
    No joke I make her say yahooooo
    Boohoo you wish you were me
    Born free, rocking a white T
    Quiet the crowd when I speak
    I see you with the widows peak
    My new mixtape bout to leak
    Joint on fire
    Anyone who says it ain't is a liar
    That's why yo lame ass working at the deep fryer
     
  11. The demons sang out, with voices of death.
    Down from below, ascended lord zeth.
    To show you posers, how to spit a rhyme,
    So ya'll better step up, cuz my flows are damn fine.

    This is a shout out to those that are still in this game. And for those of you that remember, my name is the same.
    But since I left, the thread has been getting lame, and although i know, I'll refrain from blame.
    So let's start.
    Static, have your Raps gotten good, or do you still rap like you live in a white neighborhood? I mean I know you always had potential inside, but you always just seemed like you were just in for the ride. But I drive.
    I'm the one who makes you all feel alive, sitting behind the steering wheel, Zero to sixty in five. Why don't you make up your mind. Who really owns this thread? The king of the game, or the white kid wearing dreads?
    But I'm getting ahead, maybe I should explain, fifty seven different reasons to remember my name. I'm the boss of this game, my raps are never the same. And unlike Obama, when I say so, there's change.
    And I don't mean that silvery junk that sits in a well, I mean the kind of Change, that evolves my game as well. I am ever changing, bouncing from heaven to hell. Rhymes so tight, make ya'll say, that's swell.
    So for now, I guess I better just close, but I'm glad I'm back, cuz this thread has froze. But don't you all worry, cuz this ain't no joke. Zeth is rocking the mic, and I will never choke.
     
  12. What even is this, amateur hour?
    Sit back, relax, and feel the power
    They call me blizzard cause I spit so cold, I'm chill on the mic, make a bil on the mic, I'm the only skill of tonight, so buckle up and hold on tight.
    I might be young blood to the game but I'm Quintessential, existential, the king, call it presidential
    I just started but I'm first in this event, these rhymes so hot the flame is infinite
    Heard of hell? I'm sent from it
    To demolish everyone that's insignificant, so give up now
    Pow pow pow put these shots on em
    Dead bodies, I got the drop on em
    Call the choppa, makes grown men sing, call it opera
    Hold up I'm not done yet
    Let's settle this bet
    Yo bum ass walks while I fly in my jet
    You're Filled with regret, like, "where'd I go wrong" and all I gotta say is while I was puttin in sweat you burnt out of the game, too blinded by the smoke of the fame like a cigarette
    I gotchu in check mate, game of chess
    I leave everything on stage, no regrets

    You all bums
    *drops mic*
     
  13. I got bars, but they all have swearing bruh
     
  14. You must not know how to rap then.
     
  15. Static ignite rap like propane
    melts the mic like cellophane
    boils in pyrex like my dope game
    Its easy to be hot not profane

    Rap is easy but yall so cheezy
    I dont try to rhyme, believe me!
    yalls tracks dont even appease me
    yall greasy! and the rap game needs me!

    I swear, Its like the rap gods feed me!
    Cut me open and watch me bleed ink
    my heart beats..in everything ur reading
    everything has meaning, nothing is fleeting

    call is erratic, sporadic like life is
    at rhyming im an addict
    *gives Static time to write this*
    Fans clamouring, thinkin that they like this
    Hoping other rappers automatic with the right diss

    who knew that rhymin lived inside a white kid?
    *goes back in time and asks Cleo the psychic*
    "So call me now" like I call my pen a sidekick
    Im calling girlies sidechicks
    but my pens a ride or die *****.
     
  16. Not sure how to compete with that.
    Did you right those rhymes or were they shat?
    I'm tired of this poser crap.
    I need a taco, I'll be back.
     
  17. Very nice should have added a couple more lines after ride or die. It was climatic up until then.
     
  18. Alright yo, put your rap face on, spittin to the crack of dawn, until the music is gone.
    I never cease to amaze, you say different you're wrong, And I will never slow down, cuz I ain't hittin the bong.
    So ring the gong, tell em Zeth is home. Somebody call the bomb squad, cuz I'm about to blow.
    And you know, who to go to, when you want to go through, a damn fine rap battle, cuz kids, I will destroy you.
    Drum on you, pummel you, leave you with a better attidtude. Leave you posers sayin' "Man, that boy's a virtue."
    And you know that I will hurt you. You will never feel worse, you, think that you got it all going on, but I will put you in a hearse. And when you think the storm is over and I am gone, take shelter again, cuz you are never alone.
    I will never be gone, never act like a pawn. I ain't gonna leave this rap game, until I'm dead and gone.
     
  19. So your name is zeth, ya I think I've heard of you
    you're weak in the heart like Macbeth with rhymes so generic it's déjà vu
    You like to act like 50 cent behind the computer
    Skip school think you're cool like ferris bueller, but this time, it's not his day off
    Cause Ya boy blizzards back, slick slackitty clack, I'm so ill on this track, and that's a fact
    You said you won't leave til you're dead and gone?
    Well, I think I can arrange that and it won't be long
    Pack yo bags, all your raggedy rags, cause I'm about to send you where you belong...
    preschool, maybe there you'll learn how to write a song
    Dont worry, I can keep this goin til the break of dawn, like me and yo mom, it don't stop cause my reign is yearlong