Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. nah kid :?
     
  2. Yoloking came back again?
    Its like my freaking bat signal
    Just shone on the clouds tonight
    Calling for both pistols
    Calling for raw justice
    And secretive smoke signals
    To flush out the evil in this thread
    We pop spinach with both fists full
    Like Popeye the sailor we killing it
    Now coming in guns blazing
    Saving these damsels in distress
    Despite the feminists raving
    Its not like we saying they can't do it
    Its just that we like to be saving
    Like to be gallant
    Like to be chivalrous
    Holding the doors for our mamas
    Respect isn't frivalous
    Its earned
    And we have had enough
    Come stand up with this man if you can
    And as one stand for this love
    I'm not old school I'm just proper
    I ain't here to be killing coppers
    I'm here to verbally disarm robbers
    And stand for what's right with no jobbers
    This is the night watch
    And we stand guard for this realm
    The mortals didn't know what's coming
    Because our duties were held
    I've watched over these rapper for 60 plus pages
    Watched over silently barely engaging
    Can't sit no more listen to false sages
    Got no love for these bars
    But just raging
    Got this beast off the collar
    I'm uncaging
    Try me now mother, father
    I've no patience
    But please pardon me now
    For my greatness
     
  3. who you callin a kid? Lol you scrub, spit some rhymes so I can roast you
     
  4. Pro era bite
     
  5. that's why said sike naw lol but good eye it's Joey bada$$ of course
     
  6. Yo Getty comin in with some rhymes to rock
    I got fire to spit
    Baby you'll retire to this

    I ain't messy (Messi)
    But I kick meat-balls around
    And at the speed of sound, cover walls with spa-getty

    You ain't ready for me to show you lyrical power
    I drop the bass -- like they dropped the twin towers
    You make dead rhymes, it's like tossin zombies
    I explode on the track like the Boston Bombing

    You think you're god, call yourself the Rap Father
    But you got less flow than your school's tap water

    I'm the winner of the world you ******* piece of crap
    Cheese, lettuce, chicken, tortilla
    That's a wrap.
     
  7. Roasted? Either your nuts or just cashews
    beat me? look what happened to the last dude!
    He tried too, now his raps are in a casket
    I left his ass gaggin and made him stop rappin!
    oh no Yolo, you couldnt even beat Static!
    ur pathetic, you couldnt see me with magic
    Change tactics and work on ur delivery
    Freestyle champ is the props they be givin me
    But with them big ass ears, u still aint hearin me
    Ur the king? or not what u appear to be?
    Ill make it clear to you! Rap is dear to me!
    Yolo should be fearin me his raps aint nearin me!
    So watch who u call out if u cant defeat this
    Word is the cure to your rappin diseases
     
  8. Hahahaha!
    Good job to Burns, Yolo, Play, and Getty. Entertaining stuff.
     
  9. not cool dude
     
  10. yea I was gonna say that too but I say mean things sometimes.
     
  11. Is poem still allowed?
    It looks like rap is liked by the crowd
    I can't rap but I can rhyme
    But I'll rather be behind
    Of all those rap lords
    I can't fight a horde
    But I'll rather try
    Than letting this pass by
    I'm not mean
    Nor be keen
    I'm still practicing
    So I ain't battling,
    Since I say few words
    But it's enough to make you blurred
    I'm not great, but I had fate
    I'm not a queen, And I don't pin
    But a little try, shouldn't make me cry
    At least I tried, while letting my words glide.
    That's for now, I'm not the one to be bowed...
     
  12. I said this scrub wordplay, He livin on the edge, bet this fool neva heard of me
    the way im killin florence, it seems like im killin everyone in italy
    you a menace to this thread, he gettin women? thats not up for debate
    because he turned at the intersection, because he couldn't go straight
    you stranded on land, but im the meanest one smilin
    i got you covered so well, forum mods thought u were stranded on Revis Island
    You stumble, fall down when you get ready to talk
    but your style is paralyzed, like parapalegics attempting to walk
    you fall when you hear my gun blast
    even when u wearin riot gear, the mac 10s still talk back.
    keep talkin **** u just a wanna be rapper who who cant fit in
    u may think ur flows r fantastic
    but really u just putting ur self in a casket
    u must think yourself the best, but you can't even stand straight, so best believe the shoes I have on you could never lace,
    I'm Yoloking son behold my grace, you such a disgrace,
    that only reason u decided to battle me is so u can copy&paste
     
  13. He said I can't be static? OOOOH MY GOD
     
  14. I said I just try and besides I know I can't battle rap lords so you don't need to make up a rap for me :p
    And I wonder if why did static said that music amd poetry writers are allowed but the whole thread was just full of battle raps -,-
     
  15. I would rather make it rhyme, so that I am rappin' and singin' at the same time.
    I can't rap, yes I drop, but what's bad having a cap?
    I am free to shout, I am free to doubt.
    Who are you to judge my excuse, I know to static you are amuse.
    I don't care if I trespass, even though my grammar can't pass.
    I ain't listening, if I know you are down to da king.
    You are not me, don't be mean.
    Don't judge cause' I ain't fighting, if you ever gonna stop me trying.
    I tried to be peaceful, but you are boastful.
    I can't fight enough, but others can make you cough.
    Don't use the words, to hide the nerd.
    You can't hurt me by words, yes your powers are a herd.
    But what's it's use? If you even can't accept an excuse?
    I ain't battling unless you throw us like a king!

    (yes! my rhyme side had been activated :D)
     
  16. I love poetry and yes its always allowed anywhere I am. Rap battles are fun so that's why we do it. Nice job, btw.
     
  17. *wonders if Wordplay will come back*

    yoloking went strait ham on dude.
     
  18. *waiting for the next round of rap battle*

    It's nighttime here I'm sure I'm gonna miss a lot :/ good luck to those who will win by the way :)
    (oh... I misunderstood yolo :p at least I show him that I'm not wordplay)
     
  19. Politeness?
    Nah I like violence
    Gonna provide this
    Lyrical guidance
    I seem to be Midas, when I start to write this
    With a touch of gold, you better call me the finest!

    Hah, you think you're better than me?
    Incorrect, you're just trite, miss
    Lexical heresy?
    Nah, this is kindness!
    A verbal mercy firmly deserved
    All of you basses are murky turds

    Well, not all of you, only some to be exact
    All I'm trying to do is enlighten the verbal crap
    Don't be alarmed Static, this ain't apply to you
    Not Yolo, Burns, or anyone with good words to spew

    Mr. Getty - you don't even possess a clue
    I don't know if it's too late to rescue you
    Yes, your bars are explosive, but like diarrhea poo
    So go and fling it monkey, isn't that what you do?

    A cohesive ending? I don't think I have time
    So let me leave you with this bar, one final rhyme
    Before you enter this game and incorrectly surmise
    You'll win, know that I'll cause your rhyming demise
     
  20. @yolo

    Im the LEADER of this rap game
    that means yolo is a FOLLOWER
    Im a SPITTER of the best raps
    that means yolo is a SWALLOWER!

    But there's no need for innuendos
    when I can be specific
    Im only the smartest rapper
    from Atlantic to Pacific!

    And I read what you said, Fred.
    about your guns and arsenal
    But Im not afraid at all
    I give orders while ur barkin up...

    the wrong tree! You should know about me
    somebody should've warned ya!
    The rapper to stick banana in ur mouth
    and let ur tongue lick my oranges.

    I mean, go ahead with ur gunplay
    Ill just serve ya with wordplay
    Im permanent like a blood stain
    you wash away like syrup spray

    I made popular the fitted cap
    and black tee as I invented rap
    I was in the clubs spinnin tracks
    as you were still sippin Similac!

    What I'm really trying to say here
    is stay home and eat ur Gerber food
    because if you grab my microphone
    while Im servin, I will murder you!

    You talk about fairy tales
    but I dwell in the hell of Monstas
    you can bring all the guns u want
    shells wont stop me when I stomp ya!

    so keep talkin and tootin ur horn
    because ur acts aint nothin to see.
    Through the fire in which I was born,
    razed ur raps! now they rest in peace!