★KaW Cypher 2016ish★

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. Ok
    I just wanna rap!
    Devs usually ban these threads but this is the only true passion I have, so here goes me trying again...



    America still owns the best rhymes in all of KaW, so its on yall to best me!
    No trolls allowed!
    Either
    RHYME or move on!



    This is for music/poetry/rap lovers, only. If YOU cannot ryhme without bypassing filter then you will be reported!






     
  2. Its a freestyle
    So you better come proper
    Aint no need to bleed out
    Cuz I bandage like doctors!

    I sew ur raps up
    Like they just got stitches
    And stitch ur mouth up
    Like u got caught snitchin!

    "Life" is a bored game...
    But im paid like its "Payday"
    I hit "dabs" in my "whip"
    And wave bye like the "Nae Nae!!"

    Nice time to point out
    I said "bored" not board
    Cuz this life's not a game
    Unless I "pay it foward!"

    Now its movie quotes
    "She said her name was Goldie"
    Im starvin like Im Marvin
    But ridin dirty in a Rolle!

    Got the pistol hot
    And not smokin loud, lonely
    Creepin at a low speed
    Just me and my homies!

    But devs say no talk...
    About the gangsta life
    I guess ill pretend
    And let em think thatl I'm nice!

    Anyways its a war game
    So get defeated @ banter
    Get stripped of 300t
    And turn green like you Banner!

    Haha just a little rap
    Still the best on tha planet!!
    And they aint banned yet...
    So its just how I planned it!
     
  3. So what you gonna do?
    When its half past two,
    But you really need a poo,
    And the stall before you,
    Has occupied scrawled all over it.
     
  4. This isn't the sound your mother made Trebeck..

    Smells like 10 year old white kids in here
     
  5. Thx for the bump. You wont reach 6k posts here, lol. Hope you can commit to something, some day! Id love to see an eighth of you forummers rap! Half the mods too! Live a little! (Now back on topic)
     
  6. I dont really talk to much
    I really dont talk at all

    These boys come around not thinkin wit they heads
    Imma mess around n knock em off

    These dudes is cottin soft

    I ride to that Boosie
    I dont ride to knuck if you buck

    We load up them Thirties
    We load up them Choppas
    We gas up the whip then go rough some things up

    Lay some things down

    I play wit that nookie my homie
    But I dont be playin around

    I got them Ruegahs that sound like bazookas
    I got more pull in the hood then a hookah

    Ya better bet Im plugged in like a slow leak
    Ill have ya whole hood rained on for a whole week

    Im so payed n ya life so cheap

    Killas move quiet
    My homies dont speak

    Nookie
     
  7. Illuminati confirmed.
     
  8. i gave you a few hours without my intervening
    but now it seems this thread could use a good spring cleaning
    reading these posts had my energy depleting
    in most cases, they're just worth deleting
    attempts at an attack were just plain pathetic
    and comebacks even worse, all verbally anorexic
    they're thin, lacking substance and knocked over with ease
    even my grandma has better rhymes than these
    when taking on a battle, i'm beggin you please
    think about what you say before dotting "i"'s and crossing "t"s
     
  9. Op is static, I am ecstatic
    Kaw cypher is back and Ima smash it

    I don't need castle codes to beat you clowns
    Hit the attack button and you're going down

    Im The destroyer of your ambush, the reckoning to end your haunting

    Facing a rapper like me must be daunting

    But I don't need to boast
    To beat this flaT host
    Im the kawer with the most
    Illest From coast to coast

    Dropping rhymes faster than inferno's cs
    Harder than dark souls, acronym: D.S

    Im colder than this cold calling
    You're fallin and im ballin

    This rap is stronger than the mages magic
    My rhymes are oh so tragic.

    That's all I needed to say
    Thank you fourms and have a nice day.
     
  10. Great to see ya back static! Msg me for any clean up required so we can avoid the issues you mentioned. Enjoy :)
     
  11. Well I've popped in each year so screw it 


    Static, I remember back when you were 16 stitches,
    2014 cypher, Leaving people in ditches and burning their bridges,
    Damn yo raps used to be malicious.

    Then you had a vision,
    To make this yearly tradition,
    A bar dropping competition,
    To meet your rapping addiction,
    Doing your best with your year of ammunition.
    Some people don't like this repetition,
    But people like us? Here we come to fruition,
    Personally, I can tell I'm gonna love this rendition,
    I look forward to see what people can rap on this edition.
     
  12. I smash, I'm rap-tastic
    I'll strip like tapped plastic
    These crafts are half mastered
    Like driving while plastered

    Started a fight ya can't finish
    Ya clan don't want in it
    I hit so hard for you
    EBs got you spoiled

    Insolence is your style
    Your loss is my dial
    I'm watching your every move
    And I'm finding my groove

    Self pinning whack tactics
    Like unpaid back taxes
    You say that you don't care
    Your activity points elsewhere

    You so scared of gettin stripped
    You sell crap allies with a zipped lip
    Hiding is your MO
    I say come out and let's go
     
  13. Which way you gonna go?
    When the big hoe
    that you use to farm
    breaks and you lose your calm

    Then the shop next door
    dissappears from roof to floor
    so you have to go to
    The house next door or Baloo

    To borrow their's,
    Or borrow the bear's
     
  14. I've never posted anything on this thread yet, but I'm definitely not the regular
    I'm the poetic, non-fiction, organic rhyme developer
    Perform astonishing things with no sleeves leave your eyes decieved
    I'm so quick I can run a lap and be back seconds before I leave
    Who can identify the guy who rides in the Audi?
    I can get chicks numbers before I arrive at the party.
    Keep drinking down until my body gets tired of the forty.
    My arm jumps to the side and my mind turns corky. Im done
     
  15. Haha sweet bars, guys. Great job Phantom.
     
  16. Yoloking would be proud
     
  17. let me start off by saying that its always fun to see these Cyphers lol i enjoy reading and participating =D

    Reading these raps in here, is kind of nostalgic
    Having me thinking,
    To go back in time to reek some havoc,
    my flow aint dope,
    Nah, its A-Class,
    Kicking my feet on the back seat imma go hard and bring this plane down,
    Fasten your seat belts,
    "Ding" the bell is ringing,
    Cover your mouth with your masks
    imma breath my flow and have you singing,
    "Praise be to Phera! She's the Queenbee!"
    Y'all be down at my feet watching me rise imma kill this beat,
    Like David slew Goliath, I'll be the real King,
    There aint no better ruler than a girl with a flow,
    Snap that whip get in line boys,
    I'm the real Pro,
    Now watch me go through that door,
    Dont stare for too long,
    Cause Im Medusa,
    now turn stone boy you were warned.
     
  18. Mhhm yep okay

    So they call me slim Dragon
    And with a name like this you think im bragon
    But just taste a little of this from my flaggon
    And the last thing youll see is my face...

    Cause all the bodies im baggin
    Is making me need a rest
    Cause you may think you are the best
    But that as a truth is less
    Then your profiled cs

    But just as you stop getting the inc
    Thats when i put the rest of your kindgom into the drink

    I be hiring up all to ur allies
    And making your bank drop flies
    And youll be screaming to your clan

    COME ON HELP ME GUYS

    and before you know it your on my wall
    Screaming at the me to drop the ball
    Making you drop your build and ill watch it fall
    And then ill finish you off while im still standing tall
     
  19. Devs being condescending.
    They don't know the difference,
    Between being a gangsta and living in the streets.
    But imma feed it to ya.
    Line by line
    As we ride this dark, sick, twisted beat.

    I got a bone to pick
    But after you read the rhymes I spit
    You'll see real quick
    Why static isn't qualified to flip a brick.

    I've been reading these rhymes for years,
    Watching you be ignorant towards your peers.
    I eventually got tired of the rhyme spittin Static,
    Now you are nothing more than Elmer Fudd's annoying rabbit.
    You’re a bad habit,
    With all these rhymes I got to spit
    I think I'm going to lose consciousness.

    So I’ll tone it down
    Because I know you prefer the levity,
    And I'm not trying to lose my sanity.
    You all rap with your pants on the ground,
    Get a belt on because I just rolled into town.
    I'm about to give you a taste of my reality.
    I wish I had better, a job and a salary.
    But now you'll see it through my eyes
    Unlike the frothy spit that static writes.

    That street life
    What you know about it??

    Born and raised selling nicks.
    On the streets to toking kids.
    If I didn't meet the quota i'd get a broke neck.
    So I flipped every brick like I owned that.
    Because in reality I owed that.
    The dope spot ran my life.
    They used to threaten my life up in the sife.
    Every day was a new fight,
    Struggling to preserve my own life.

    As I grew up, my hatred did,
    Towards my peers and my so called ‘friends’.
    A couple arrests and a few dozen beatings.
    Proved to me that this world was deceiving.
    Used to have to cheat and steal,
    Always had to lie but never squealed.
    That's how you earned your stripes and gained respect,
    But in the sife the pain never ends.

    I married my sweetheart and had a baby.
    His name was Fernando just like his daddy.
    The very next week all went to hell.
    The town's gang leader forced me to help.
    He kidnapped my wife and kid,
    And made me protect an import for him.

    5am I was holding a gun down at the Bay.
    It happened so fast I couldn't convey.
    I lost the shipment to the Feds,
    The gang lashed out and killed my family and my only two friends.
    I pleaded and begged for the pain to stop.
    I knew no other way and I blew my top.
    I hated life and wanted it to end.
    So I grabbed the knife and slipped it in.

    I woke up 3 weeks later in a hospital bed.
    No friends and my family dead.
    I cried and cried because the pain wouldn't end.
    And wrote you all this as a way to amend.
    That's the difference between a gangsta and living on end.
    So now you know my story,
    And you know there's no such thing as glory.
    You all can call me Dagger,
    Now show me what you got carpetbagger.


    PS: There's no real beef with Static but your name and style helped inspire this line spittin :D
     
  20. Lol yea that sounds pretty gangsta. Nice read (besides the fact you said my name like we was friends or somn)! :lol:

    See thats how you rhyme cleanly, KaW.