★KaW Cypher 2016ish★

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. Here comes the Kaw freestyle King, allow me to give y'all a sample. I have an arsenal to my reach thatll only dismantle,
    Deprived to particles the flows on fleek ready to use Static as an example.
    Deny this as a carnival full of freaks that don't speak causing a scandal.

    Put any on the spot they can't compare to Yoloking,
    Unloading hoping not to stop got them standing their on some quiet cricket.
    Choose to win never loose I'm a god with an amping rare skills to over thrive my mission

    Got the kids running from war I run this call me true savage,
    Locking devined missiles for sport die young when my flow is abuse, acid. So quit the lies Static, my bars are psychedelic, like drinking cactus. Yours on the other hand got down syndrome, flatout FLACCID
     
  2. Nice Ricegum wins.
     
  3. Had to put a battle rap down first
     
  4. You can't trap Static, his charge is erratic
    His mic's been cracked open, like brains full of damage

    I might rhyme like I'm an overhyped cypher
    But dreams will get crushed like an MLK sniper

    These raps lack tact, so they must be off track
    Like America's cause for invading Iraq
     
  5. Haha

    Ive seen this kid before
    And I strait #rekt him
    Hes misguided for sure
    Lookin to me for direction!

    Hes callin me a liar
    But prove one bar thats off!
    Hes a salty teen...
    And I stay killin all of yall!

    Imitation has the best
    And hes right behind my verses!!
    Yolo who? Hes just stupid
    He can't even write in cursive!

    Hes like huh? What u say?
    But I taught him rap in pm
    I taught him how to flow
    But his flows have reached the end!

    Only thing broke
    Is this little dudes wallet
    Yolohoe spits savage??
    Hes hollow, where Im solid!

    Dont make me laugh
    Thats not a part of the deal!
    Ill die a million times
    Before I throw him a seal!!

    U the worst act..
    That means u worst at it
    Better Scope that dirty mouth
    Before u verse Static!

    You mediocre
    Cheese has you by miles!
    You aint even 3rd best
    teeth like swiss when u smile :lol:

    Anyways, Im the judge
    Jury and protector
    And yoloking was a thing
    back in the Yao Ming sector!

    So go ahead and get his back
    Cuz I bet u die wit him
    Id bet a million bucks
    That you wouldnt ride wit him!

    Let a battle take place
    And Ill put him in his grave!
    Along with the weak stuff
    That has yall amazed!

    Its pathetic
    And this kid'll never win here!
    Hes the type to lose again
    And brag that hes been here :lol:

    He hasnt won,
    Hes incapable of intellect
    And inescapable
    To every word, I direct!

    Its over, its been over
    This dude is a pretender
    He squats a lot
    I guess hes checkin his gender!

    #eons #yolopeon #mylevel #youcantbeon
     
  6. Nice, Static! Love it!
     
  7. Yo, Its ya boy Ricegum here, I keep it simple of how the mission varies- different positions I got ya girl in Static, and it ain't just missionary, been dirtier than dysentary-my ravens/ravin/rave in distance varies
    Master with the sword I have them dissin parried-repost they be speakin fiction fairily
    Off-then dig they grave no need to hesitate my assault with the dictionary
    He thinks words will save him-thunk- over his head in his plots he be fightin frail
    I get them clean kills Static, one with the shadows, no pointless babble ya facin a Nightingale
    The pale horse, a ghost that lives where silence dwells, but I only give the ups (giddy up)in the prism of my rhymin cells
     
  8. Hold up wait a minute
    Did yolo change his name again?
    That dude changes identities
    More than ol Caitlin Jenner did
    That dude can't seem to find himself
    Maybe he's just looking too high
    Sorry if I set the bar too far
    I didn't know your limit was my sky
    I didn't know that you'd have to
    Tiptoe to these words to reach em
    Speaking of tiptoes we walking on eggshells
    Just trying not to hear preaching
    Mods going off on me
    in their heads now I hear it
    Saying oh no here's that racy guy flaming
    I flame more than the fantastic four guy
    And lance bass had love babies with Raymond
    Why'd he say Raymond, who the heck is that anyways
    Chill out kids you might not be old enough
    I said Raymond cuz everyone just loving me
    I'm the proud, white, card carrying holder of
    Wait now I can't talk about it
    Get yourself together burns
    You have to censor your mind
    It's untethered
    Like a balloon floating around
    Pushing the vertical envelope
    The only thing that can bring me down
    Is an act of the weather
    Whether or not we choose to accept it
    Bound by these lines that they painted
    Outlined like kids in the chalk playing
    Foreshadowing our life medicated
    We chose to go to the moon
    Some chose simply not to believe it
    Nowadays we can't even elect a real president
    Its like soap operas for news this evening
    We care more about which version of iPhone we have
    Or how many likes for your dinner ham
    What's the latest YouTube challenge for stupidity
    How can I get more follows on Instagram
    Life isn't real anymore
    Neither are half of our lyrics
    You try to saying anything logical nowadays
    And the radio won't let nobody hear it
    I suppose the mods are the least of my worries
    Society is getting so touchy feely
    It takes a village to brainwash a culture
    And y'all just lining up for it, really?
    Damn man take a step back a minute
    Think about what's going on here
    Two thousand and sixteen is just the beginning
    What happens next is the question that I fear
     
  9. If we talking about seals I should of been got mine. lets be honest your hate for me is so strong, that you don't give credit where its do. I've complimented your rhymes multiple times, and there were plenty of times I've had more bars then you
     
  10. Don't hate me so much Static, I don't hate you.
     
  11. SpitFire in da house,
    Cower like a tiny mouse,
    You all wanna rap like you biggie
    But lets face it y'all just another iggy.
    Blah blahhh
    Hire my ass
    And dun test my patience laaahh

    Rekt
     
  12. I dont hate
    I just don't like you
    Ur arrogance is op
    And ur rhymes dont write cool

    U shoulda stayed in night school
    And got an education
    But u bought a rifle
    And proceeded with the hatin!

    You gave us props?
    We lookin round like where???
    All we ever heard
    Is the freestyle king is here!

    So we still lookin...
    We aint seen him yet!
    The only thing we saw
    Is just how a Yolo sweats!

    *changes my name*
    We dont even know who u are!
    Every week u a different dude
    With the same rhymes as a fart :lol:

    U sound the same
    Look the same
    But have a different name!
    But we can always tell its you
    Cuz ur raps sounding plain!

    You loserish
    And Burns called you out
    The only clout u have...
    Is turns ran on ur mouth!!! :lol:

    Quit it, just quit it!
    All u ever do is mimic
    You the rap Pop-Eye?
    But u forgot your spinach!

    You just a has-been
    Or maybe just a never-been
    I taught u how to rap...
    But was never your friend :lol:

    U weak
    Try and beat me with that weakness
    And you gon learn
    Ur defeated, when Stat does these speeches
     
  13. This guy Static wants to start this battle wit hype
    But this lost boy is wiped from the led that left the pipe
    You see I am the extracurricular and the prerequisite,
    Because this whole new school is surrounded around this etiquette
    You are plain and irrelevant while I play affixable relevance
    Static prolly had to google these bars so you had reference
    I'm severing your head and stashing your teeth for a necklace
    Reckless, your possessions aren't present cuz your faith is your decadence. How much money did you spend trying to make it? You didn't cause your flow lacks elegance
    If It cost to be the boss then your repentance leaves you penniless.
     
  14. Now I see why you didn't make it, you can put down longer raps all you want. Your flow is boring and your rhythm is never consistent. So keep on lying like I never complimented you. Cause you talk about my arrogance but look who's talking lol
     
  15. You may not like me Static but YOU WILL RESPECT ME, I ain't goin diss you but I need to let you know....... Before I scribble the scripture into stone so you know who wrote the litrature
    I pause to recognize proverbs written in ligature/
    I'm the Megaladon to you great whites when the trigger burst
    you only listen if you hear louder screachin from bigger birds/
    You damn right im arrogant. So I'm hoping to trigger these finger nerds typing some game at me
    Till I show them the Mark Maguire
    Swinging bats that snap knees/ So keep on talking ONLY GOD CAN STOP THIS FIREBALL OF VANITY!!
     
  16. Lmao ^ here we go again... the best thing to ever grace the planet earth.
     
  17. Stop acting fake, you do the exact same thing. The difference is im real about it
     
  18. Look here and listen up
    One of y'all Scooby Doo
    The other might as well be Scrappy
    But can't neither one walk in my shoes
    Just a couple of Doos that didn't
    And probably couldn't anyways
    Put the two together again
    It's just Doo Doo for rhymes. Any plays?
    Y'all both better without the other
    But yet childish behavior continues
    Maybe I should bust out me some Scooby snacks
    Since that seems to be what's on the menu
    Seriously guys, quit whining and do something
    You guys will never agree
    Both of y'all think y'all the greatest
    Y'all self hype like Mohammed Ali
    Neither of you can float like a butterfly
    And bees can't handle this wasp
    But this bull crap that you guys dish out
    Will again kill the thread as the cost
     
  19. Everyone here is just writing like they can rap
    You're just on a game where you just tap tap
    This won't take you to fame, just keep you fat
    You're getting used and abused like an old hat
    You're not trapping, you're getting caught like an old rat
    You're getting nowhere, still living where I last spat
    I'm ahead of you all, you're sitting where I last sat
    You're all lost in the world like an alley cat
    When you're gone from the world, you're just another stat
    I'm flexible with my lyrics, like a lyrical acrobat
    My lyrics are out of this world, like an aerostat
    I'm higher than you all, like an aristocrat
     
  20. "DAMNNN DANIEL!"
    looks like he's back it again
    Came in with the new flows but same style
    Killing the kids with the pen
    Freestyle that flows fluidly
    No ink needed for this rhyme
    Leaving em dusted like pastries
    Serving em up like a chef time after time
    These kids ask for the recipe
    He just laughs
    There's no way to explain it
    He just gets on the mic
    And gets hyped
    There's no way to contain it
    Popping lesser rappers like candy
    Chewing up spitting em out to the side
    Tear one emcee up, move on to the rest
    There's no time to decide
    Which way is he going to come next
    What's he got up his sleeves
    He's got more jokes than a comedian
    And more knowledge than AskJeeves
    He's a verbal lexicon, amazing
    His skill second to none
    A seven sided hexagon, impossible
    He's probably chuck Norris's son