★KaW Cypher 2016ish★

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. We should have like buttons on here loll
     
  2. Almost went to jail again
    Its bad, my chick messed up
    I love her a little
    But temperamental got her gassed up!

    Snatched my charger out the port
    So of course, Stat has bad room!
    She went to snatch my glasses
    But of course thats a bad move!

    I pinned that girl down
    And kinda gyrated hips
    She bit my knuckle & I bled
    She screamed "help" yet again!

    Why should I get hit?
    Why's a woman feel empowered?
    And then the law is called
    Actin like I did her sour!

    My baby comes in
    And kicks me all in the back
    Like I've done somn wrong
    What the hell is up with that???

    Women protect women
    But all women are underneath
    But all women abuse men
    And then run to the police!

    Im not gonna lie about it
    If she woulda crushed my glasses (again)
    Then Id be in jail again
    Cuz Ida beat their asses!

    Woman, strong woman
    All full of estogen
    Bleeding for 7 days
    Still beating on her chest again!

    So ima be frank
    And tell yall its a bad move
    If u hit a grown man
    Then you grown, and yo ass chewed!

    Dont get mad if u get choked
    Y u salty cuz I been grown
    I aint ya effin punchin bag...
    Why talk big when u can walk on??

    Do I seem like the type to hit?
    Do I seem like the little bish?
    Im the one that's going deeeeep
    Why keep her, when there's plenty fish!

    Kids bro!
    Yea Stat all about his spawns
    But how is there bigger fish,
    When I done fished these ponds??

    And dude mentioning me...
    Like Im the adversary
    I been spittin since birth
    And long after he's buried!!!

    Enjoy my pain
     
  3. Its funny how in the old thread I talked about your girl clowning you Static. But I see you ain't the type to take that:)
     
  4. I see a hater
    See a hater
    Wtf is life becomin?

    I merc a troll
    Cuz whats a troll
    Besides another mouth thats runnin?

    I do it big
    I give it big
    I represent the realest

    And I dont care
    Why should I care
    About these haters feelins?

    Ive killed this dude
    Killed this dude
    And here he is again!

    Talkin ish
    He talkin big
    But he aint got no friends!

    Im the best
    Ill die the best
    U fakes are mediocre!

    My confidence
    Is confident
    From time spent as a soldier!

    Talk is cheap
    Your talk is cheap
    But mine is beneficial

    Ill hurt u bad
    And wreck ur stats
    And that ish is official!!

    Ive heard this clown
    And served this clown
    Hes forever with no depth!

    My step-mom had died
    Yea she just died
    Chu trolling on that thread!

    Mad cuz he second
    Forever being second
    I own this rap
    Just call me Ralph
    Cuz all I do is wreck him!
    Im still the best
    Just call me Chess
    Cuz all I do is check him!
    He tries so hurd
    Hes just a turd
    He never gets respected!
    I kill his heart
    And steal his spark
    Becuz his rap neglected!

    Man u aint me
    U cant be me
    I can never be defeated

    You can rest in peace
    Like the rest of these...
    Raps you stole and cheated!!

    Hop up off my nutz
    Hop up off my swag
    If u didn't suck so much
    Then Static wouldn't brag!!

    Fans holla gottem
    Cuz all I do is get him
    And again I just got him..
    Who tf this kiddie kiddin?
     
  5. Ohhhhh shizz it's the kaw cypher 2016
    Back again like you never have seen
    You know what this mean
    Imma call my boy
    He ain't messin' around
    He'll make you his chew toy
    He'll put you in the ground

    Yeah his name is Tony
    The one who speaks Bologna
    Bologna as in hog
    Three starring God
    4 finger drop
    Form a hog wall
    No challenge at all
    Three star with 2 fingers
    Ha.. Ha.. Bazinga! I gotcha
    My style is best
    No base can contest
    I'm a three starring beast
    No one can compete
    EZPZ
    Lemon Squeezy
    My name is Cubi
    This was so UniQue
     
  6. Haha #rekt #4fingerdrop
     
  7. Why these cats comin at me, why they hatin man, dont they understand I hang with a dangerous clan

    You'll get a bang where you stand and we came here with more hammers, gagdets, and rachets than a maintenance man.

    We'll kill your clan, clean the murder scene spic n span, when it comes to quick draw, im the quickest man.

    Keep your fame and the glam, i want the seat of king, yall cats is gassed up like you eat to much beans.

    Im just, keepin clean with a sinister grin and when i exit the building ill send the minister in.

    Yall clowns need to bow down, we dont mess around, if ya rollin with ya boys we'll call ya the bloodhounds

    And what now, i got the dudes really stressin, cause they know they mouth is so much bigger than they weapons.

    But i aint stressin if you aint gettin what im spittin here, if you dont get the picture the forensics will.

    Cause i roll in a two seater with two heaters and a meat cleaver and i dont carry handguns yall i carry street sweepers.

    You crash dummy, ya shoulda thought before ya got wrecked, i got bullets make ya bounce like bad checks.

    But dont flex, unless you wanna see the light show, from the barrel, as the bullets start to cycle.

    Call me Michael, or better yet Jason, look at this killer ya facin, you in a bad situtation.

    To best testin your manhood, you better grab some wood, wtf was you think your clan is no good.

    I wish ya would, try to step to this killer, 190 pounds with his finger on the trigger.

    You thinkin that ya bigger you better stick to the plan or the reality of what im sayin will come true for ya man.
     
  8. Hahaha! That maintainance man bar was pretty good. I liked that.
     
  9. Static knows i dominated in every section ,
    I collide full impact your dieing in the wreckage,
    I'm in a league of my own me and you are separate .

    I'm so good they think I have a ghostwriter ,
    Full clip but for haters I only unload minor ,
    I'm going deep like you dropped food in the boiled fryer.

    Static needs to stopping making excuses , life getting hard better teach ya child what the truth is
    My words are freestyle yours are just useless ,
    You compose all this talk but never do music,
    I only bite when I'm eating so now it's you that I'm through with. You sound bitter, this must be the work of a man who's labors are fruitless.
     
  10. Here we go, I murked you numerous times, the proof is in 2015 thread. You claim to be humble but your fake. I killed you in 2014, and 2015 thread. I'll do it again:)
     
  11. Nice works peeps!!
     
  12. "Demons of the past"

    Man since Saturday
    I been deep in a slump
    Been feelin too much
    And not speakin enough

    I feel like givin up
    Cuz I dont give a ****
    True happiness is a razor
    And im smilin for blood!

    I attempt to reach out
    But my confidence is shattered
    What used to mean a lot...
    Now doesn't even matter

    How do I approach this
    When this life takes my focus?
    It seems the sun has gone
    And now everything is hopeless!

    Another soldier dead
    Another bounty of this misery
    Another day of ********
    And none of its missin me!

    So ima fade away...
    I guess I shown too bright
    Let the razor kiss the pain
    Away and tell em good night!

    Cuz every time I come here
    Im just waitin to leave broken
    I cant have what I deserve
    So its pointless even hopin!

    Im afraid to be at home
    Cuz my whole life been on my own
    I just be tappin on my phone...

    In the dark, rappin alone.
     
  13. Id like to see your veins pourin'
    I find beauty in another's pain
    I find serenity in torture
    My thoughts are too pure for the human mind to author
    Its called God Consciousness
    Its a level beyond the gods marred thoughtlessness
    I stay ready for the combat
    While the ignorant praying and they wondering where they god at.
     
  14. Dayum bro... ok I gotcha.
     
  15. A challenge to all of kaw
    Get wrapped in Iron jaws
    Tryin to defeat me?
    Gets shredded with iron claws

    I bes in the trap
    But gives seals when a rap
    Sounds more beautiful
    But Ill sneeze wnen in doubt!

    *does a lotta sneezin*
    I drip rhymes for no reason
    U drop lines, but u freezin
    Cuz the Static got you wheezin..

    Cmon. That was easy.
     
  16. is tha static I hear?
    Sounds like you need to fix ya television
    You're dropping pixel bodies while sitting in a dark room
    sit back and write a few notes dowm while I verbally dismember you, chop ya body into small chunks and mail em to your family
     
  17. Not quite. Lol.
     
  18. Blink quickly, your raps, they smell stinky
    I drink some straight whiskey and clap my hands rhythmically

    This beat, you can't hear it, it's crafted so swiftly
    It shocks your whole body like it's electricity

    I can't stand standing for stammering spam slammers
    They take time tampering testy downtowners
     
  19. Haha! That was very fun. I highly doubt kaw can match that. The challenge was to beat mine, not a battle rap. This the best so far.
     
  20. Thanks, Static. I know it's only 6 lines, but that took me like half an hour to write. I'm by no means any good "off the cuff" or freestyle. I have to put a lot of thought and revision into my rhymes.