You know you're an EE noob when...

"Should I get spy spells or troops?"

 

"How do I attack other players?"

 

Why am I getting attacked I though this was a eb

 

What about those noobs that chitchat in cc when you ask them to shut up? 

 

"Why was I farmed?!"

 

Hey it's my murder buddies

"why isn't he dtw to scouts"

 

" they're hacking! I just knocked that guy out and he's hitting me somehow!"

 

Omg. We are gonna lose. They are too strong.

I can't assn him. He's too big (regarding a hansel coming out of ko)(From an experienced player too)

I could keep this thread going for weeks lol.

 

"How did I get attacked 50 times in 5 seconds its not fair"

 

Why do the numbers keep changing from numbers u give

 

2 mins before start of war: I've never done estoc war before what do you do?

 

"Its like they know when im going to come out of my knockout! How do they know!?!?"

 

"When do we start?"

 

"Are estocs edge a good war clan?"

 

You use the veil and don't get into the war

 

(after the start of the war. People talking about spells and mith) mith? What's a mith?

 

"Why does my title say war 1?"

 

(after war begins!!)! How do I veil?

 

Why did u kick me(2 mins b4 roster lock). I was gonna veil. U cost me 1 level of ee.

 

Help I'm being scouted!!! Don't know who.