Why Women Are Better

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CanadianGal, Dec 22, 2015.

  1. That is true, but they must understand it is offensive,
    feminists also need to learn how to take a joke...
    they say their #MaleLivesDon'tMatter campains are just jokes, and we should "Man Up" and stop complaining about them. However they get offended to "Get in the Kitchen and make me a sandwich!"
    it's a bit hypocritical, and vice-versa.
    Honestly, I'm done with both parties and their Bull.
    I understand my political views are absolutely stupid as hell, but I also understand that everyone's political views are stupid as hell in one way or another, but sometimes, I feel like I'm the only one who understands that their own political view is garbage, along with everyone else's political view...
    also, I feel like HiJacking this thread so...
     
  2. Women can't open jars, they would not survive..
     
  3. How are women superior when canadiangal can't write in proper English? The first sentence says "ten good reasons women are far superior to men", pretty sure it's meant to be ten reasons WHY women are far superior to men.
     
  4. Actually, either way can be considered correct.
    The way she has it, is stating that they are, while having the 'why' in there is a factual way of saying it.
     
  5. Charlie, if you read Willy's thread you will see that I copied some language from him. That sentence is part of what I intentionally borrowed because I wanted for this thread to be complementary to his... So in fact, you're saying that men can't write in proper English and are therefore inferior to women ;-) Do you have any further examples of my poor English-writing skills?

    That being said, this was done for fun... I don't truly believe everything I wrote, and neither did Willy. Unfortunately, there will always be people who blow things way out of proportion and turn to making inappropriate and inaccurate attacks. I just ignore them ️
     
  6. I'm one of these people, I get a kick out of attacking MRA's and Feminists to anger them both, its quite fun when you target them both.
     
  7. You seem rather peeved about the state of affairs and un-Canadianly aggressive.
    But thanks for the balanced and finely-hued analysis of my gender that did not rely at all on stereotyping.
     
  8. For those who need an explanation my previous post is also in jest.
     
  9. They have boobs and vaaginas
     
  10. Cg can U get my sammich now
     
  11. I couldn't be asked to read through all the stereotypical views you decided to share, so no I don't know if you have made anymore mistakes. And the subject you are talking about isn't something that should be taken lightly and used for "fun". If you have a view of men then go say it to a man's face go and insult him, see where it gets you :) I 'd rather you didn't try to get smart with me.
     
  12. Wow, someone can't take a joke  Someone doesn't take being wrong very well  It's okay sugar buns, you'll grow up eventually 

    And tiger, make your own :p
     
  13. It's obvious CG is having a joke and making light of it, don't get all melodramatic, I'm a male and I would definitely not say what was said in Willy's thread to a females face. And neither would 75% of you. Support to CG, great thread and good to make light of, those who get all melodramatic and have to start fights because 'he said she said' need to grow up.
     
  14. XD
     
  15. Complaining
     
  16. TEN GOOD REASONS MEN ARE FAR SUPERIOR THAN WOMEN

    In the world we live in, a fear of maninism has overtaken society. The female's astronomical yet equally fragile egos and constant chest-thumping have forced the male population to allow females to think they are superior to men.

    This is a delusion.

    Men hate egos. So much so that they have created the illusion that women are superior to women to alleviate the endless torrent of chest-thumping, estrogen-driven, women. You fell for it, it's a ploy.

    This is a summary of but 10 reasons why men are far superior to women and are the better of the two sexes.



    10 - MEN ARE CLEANER

    Behold one of the world’s greatest mysteries. While woman sit on the tolit to use the bathroom, if you ever worked in a bar you will see the horrors of how bad of a mess they can make! They seem to like to hover a few inches above the tolit seat and manage to get crap everywhere! Literally! The worse things males do is pee on the dumpster out behind the bar! And let's not speak of the monthly time they spend recycling the blood of the innocent!

    9 - MEN HAVE A FUNCTIONING BRAIN

    Male brains have evolved from centuries of hard work and innovation! Unlike the estrogen-driven woman mind, makes are able to create planed, logical, rational thoughts over the emotional irrational ones the ladies always make!

    8 - WOMEN CREATE AND CARRY HUMAN BEINGS - but men sacrifice their life providing for them!

    Women grow entirely new human beings inside their bodies. What do men do? We carry the seeds of these babies!

    But that's not where it stops! We then spend the next 18 to 30 years caring for the child in a manner that no one likes. Going to work for 40-90 hours a week, breaking our backs, racking our brains, and sacrificing our time so that the child doesn't go without, even when the woman gets lonely and finds some ____boy with no job to leave us with then takes the child from us in court. We still grind and support in hopes to see them every other weekend because the woman wanted to date a bum with time and no money. -but needed money so they won the kids in court and took the child and the check.

    7 - MEN CREATE SUSTENANCE WITHIN THEIR OWN MEANS

    Women may Breast feed but how long does that last? 1 maybe 2 years. Who puts the food on the table? Dad, who pays for the electric and gas bill to cook that food - Dad, in this new era, who also cooks it, cleans it, then teaches their kids how to do the same when they grow up? -Dad.

    6 - WOMEN’S BODIES ARE BETTER DESIGNED

    Okay, there is no arguing this point but we can pee standing up. Check-and-Mate.

    5 - WOMEN HAVE A BETTER TOLERANCE FOR PAIN BUT MEN STILL BREAK THEIR BACKS FOR THEM!

    Women give birth and have a good system to tough out illness. Still men go out everyday and break their backs for women do to provide. So when we get sick, we would like our day. Though that doesn't happen, so what happens, we take our butts off the couch and go to work. In the wind and the rain and the cold. Because someone has to pay those bills.

    4 - WOMEN ARE CAPABLE OF HAVING MULTIPLE… “PLEASURE RESPONSES”...

    But men are capable of having constant pleasure responses. Consistency wins.

    3 - MEN HAVE SUPERIOR INTERPERSONAL SKILLS

    Men stare at a pair of melons, correct, but we also don't want to talk to HR so we keep it professional. Unlike woman who have to touch everything they like or try to set "booby" traps for hard working men!

    Though how we really win is we don't care about fashion as much as women. See those shoes, that skirt, those pants, that shirt? Who the hell cares, does it meet the dress code and is it functional? That's all we care about. Not woman, wear white after laborday or come to work with out your shoes and earrings matching and you become the biggest roast of the office.

    2 - WOMEN LIVE LONGER

    That is because a man does the back breaking, money making work to make life better for the woman and kids. That and we will give our life's for them and eventually the wear and tear on your body adds up. As woman complain about being put down in life they ignore how much men hold them up.

    1 - WOMEN HAVE CRACKED THE MALE BEHAVIOURAL ALGORITHM AND STILL DON'T GET IT.

    Women are master manipulators. They have figured the male algorithm. How could they not? Food, Entertainment, The magic 3 letter word, sleep, and a happy home. Simple.

    Men have developed a rational mind and it is a simple one to figure out because we know life is to short to be complicated. Keep things simple, smile, and move on. Woman are far differently. They remain complicated because they want to control men not compermise. They don't want equal rights, they want superior rights. They think life has to be one big Rubik's cube both at home and at work and while the dabble in this they always lie. They lie about their feelings and get mad if you don't know they are lying but if you lie about playing poker in your buddies garage, you're sleeping with the dog because instead of looking at life in a logical and make sense way they get all emotional and that emotion is shown from them lying, cheating, and getting mad when we get mad at them getting mad at us for not knowing or caring when they are lying because it is poker night and we want to hang out with our bro's.

    That’s right. Men are the superior beings! Always! Deal with it.

    Gentlemen, you’re welcome.
     
  17. Also, funny post CG!
     
  18. I totally agree women are better than men, this is why I love women...

    Pretty sure we men have you ladies figured out too... To an extent... Y'all crazy, there's no logic to crazy 
     
  19. Better at what? Cooking n cleaning?
     
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