Lol good read CG But heres my ten reasons men are the superior beings! 10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their freaking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers. 9. Men are not sponges Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a damn cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not. 8. Women are racists Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and **** definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift ******* mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life. 7. Men live less than women The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of poo.. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights! 6. Men write illegibly Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a **** about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and crap so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space. 5. Jesus was a man Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of ****. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women. 4. Men wear watches Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of mentally disabled kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored. A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important stuff is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fastidious manner, so get ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke. 3. Boys destroy things The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome! 2. Marriage is stupid Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to the only guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t 'sleep with'. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re obsessed with it. Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with. 1. Men have "man parts" When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a weenie — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t screw up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be courageous! Check and mate.
Both thread OPs need to get out of elementary school. Welcome to the internet.. Where everyone is a screaming 5 year old trying to avoid cooties
Why are the most successful humans in the world men then? Why was the nuclear bomb developed by a man? "Women are cleaner" that's most defiantly not true that is an opinion, have you ever walked in a girls room from age 13-20? And let's really break it down...A man won woman of the year, haven't seen a woman win man of the year...case and point!
I'm so glad the men in these women's lives allowed them out of the kitchen long enough to to contribute to this thread.. Yes darling, women are better, now run along, it's time for man talk
I'm done with both feminists and MRA's they both are stupid as hell. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GENDER EQUALITY - AND THERE NEVER WILL BE! MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT! but that's OK! I don't believe in Gender "equality". I do however believe in Gender Neutrality. My key reason for hating both MRA's & Feminists is this: Both parties ONLY focus on THEIR OWN GENDER! that's not equality!!!! Gender Neutrality is better, remove the titles of superiority, and we all become equal due to NEUTRALITY! I believe that men should not say "Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich" but god damned feminists like Cassidy Boon, who are stupid as hell, who start twitter Hashtag campaigns such as "#MaleLivesDon'tMatter, are what ruin this world, along side the stupid asshats that say "Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich". Everyone from both parties needs to wake the hell up, and see that neither side are actually going for "equality". Just my opinion, but don't listen to me, I'm just a stupid child who knows jack squat.
I'm completely 100% serious though, have you ever actually listened to an MRA and a Feminist? Both say they are for "Gender Equality" but only focus on making the other gender look bad.... how in the world is that equality?
I'm joking... Anyway, I Kind've agree. But when most men say "Get in the kitchen and make me a sand which" They're mostly joking. (Like all the trolls are currently doing on this thread) But the majority of men aren't like this and do a fair share of the housework etc.