What you're Looking for in a Girl (or a guy)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SadisticSnowman, Nov 25, 2014.

  1. Ruby is mine. She just sent me an email yesterday proclaiming her love for me
     
  2. Girl wanted:

    Must have since of humor
    Must have ok looks
    Be fun
    have internet (faster than mine
    Must have droid(samsung 5 or newer)
    must play kaw (new updates regularly)
    must hane plenty noob points and sod (must send ss for proof)
    must have boat (send picture)
    must be a hunter & beable to skin a deer(plz send picture of knife)
     
  3. Simple. A girl who shows me shes made not only of ass and boobs. A smart person i can trust.
     
  4. Wrong question. You just said ( and I am not being rude but pointing out how it comes accross ) I am selfish.
    What you should be saying is why would anyone be interested in me.
    What can I offer a life partner and potential spouse to have them desire me and raise a family with me.
    What do I bring to the table.
    How hard am I willing to work to make it work and prove every day I am the man she fell in love with.
    When the kids are in the way of you being a couple are you prepared to give everything you have to make the family a safe happy welcoming place?
    Lots more to it. But not lecturing so start with what you can do.
    And when you are the man she wants to be with hopefully you will find a woman that feels the same way and returns that love and affection To you and your children.
    Good luck in life's hardest but most rewarding endeavour of you get it right. ( hell to pay of you get it wrong )
     
  5. Someone who I don't have to take off the 45 plates every exercise we do
     
  6. Okay soo....

    -Someone who lives/owns a castle
    -Someone who will let me sleep all day and do all the work
    -Someone who can afford cleaning staff
    -Someone who can afford cooking staff
    -Someone who can afford a nursery
    -Someone with lotsssss of cars
    -Someone who never gets mad/angry & is caring
    -Someone who has wings preferably blue, cuz why not?

    That is all.

    (some of your posts are as realistic as mine)
     
  7. One who doesn't spend as much money on pointless things as I do
     
  8. A girl made of ass and boobs

    Jks

    :oops:
     
  9. Strong hands
     
  10. Mine is basically the same accept i dont care about grammar, dyslexia is pretty common

    And as shallow as it is, they need to have at least a C bra size, any smaller and i just feel like im with a 12 year old :S and that's not something that goats my float lets just say.
     
  11. If they have a really nice butt it makes up for that though. Like those really hot yoga instructors
     
  12. I look for someone exactly like me. Unfortunately, I haven't found someone like me. So, I am alone.
     
  13. When they begin cloning, planting microchips to control behaviours in brains and accelerated growth, I have a feeling you all will be first in line…
     
  14. A guy who can makes me laugh no matter what happened to me. <3
     
  15. Must have child bearing hips, big hooters and is prepared to have a football team of kids.
























    Tbh, just someone who makes me smile.
     
  16. The first part. Oh lord.
    The second part. That's important.
     
  17. Hmmm...
    -he should be smart
    -likes anime/manga/video games
    -wears eyeglasses and/or with braces if he got some(idk, I find them cute n sexy some guys do look good with then)
    -funny(thou it's kinda easy to make me laugh)
    -not so emotional, like dude am I the girl or what
    -straight forward
    -weirdo like me
    I think that's all. For now. x)