The Writer's Café

[-DaveStrider-]

And mothER OF GOD HUSSIE

In John's House Walkabout, press Ctrl-Alt-T

MOTHER OF GOD

 

[Allioss]

*crawls out of hole in the ceiling*

Allioss, alli allioss oss. Allio, ss alli. Allioss.

("I notice you're talking about Homestuck. I'd like to just drop by and say that if you like JohnDave you should look at the user knightofrhyme on V-i-n-e.")

*clambers back into hole, sealing it again*

 

[-DaveStrider-]

John and Dave are bros. nope. Nothing more.

However Dave and Karkat.... ;3

And wow DirkJake cute much owo

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Scientists estimate that you're never more than 3 feet away from a spider at any give time.

*deep breath*

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

 

[Smighter89]

And I've heard every night you eat at least 15 spiders in your sleep. If you're mouth is open.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

 

[Interrobang]

The eating spider rumour is bull.
Some person made it up to show how fast information spreads on the Internet.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I just really really hate spiders

Which is funny because Vriska is my favorite troll owo

 

[Interrobang]

I'm on you with that one…

Except for the troll, I have no idea what that is.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

remember that time I trolled Para with spiders

haha yeah so do I

 

[Interrobang]

Wait what?

You probably did.
Amber did as well.

 

[Interrobang]

Oh yeah.
You did, I curled up into a little ball and cried a little.

 

[Lord_Taters]

Does anybody else like dragonball z?

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

I honestly have no idea what's going on in TWC these days.

 

[Lord_Taters]

test

 

[Interrobang]

Ahah-NO.
This is NOT your testing ground.

I didn't like Feather or you or your arguments but Feather is a darnsight better than you.

 

[Bonfifi]

Grow Taters, I have 2 full bars waiting for you.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Calm down, lol.

 

[Lord_Taters]

Yeah sorry I just needed to see if copying an image code worked terribly sorry -_-

 

[Lord_Taters]

And if any of you guys are small enough go ahead and hit me I don't care about growing -_-