I'm gonna be 'kind' and leave the preview on a cliff hanger
Alone on the wide wide sea
"HEAVE HOE! HEAVE HOE! KEEP ON ROWING!" Bob screamed at Fred as he greedly tucked into a jam roll
"Wait! Bob, why am I rowing? This is a motorboat,"
"Umm… Err… What on Earth a-a-are you talking about?" Bob stuttered with a face full of jam and spitting pieces of sugary cake onto the boat's floor.
"What am I talking about? We're shooting at 173.476 miles per hour without me using this useless oar! All you have been doing is stuffing yourself full of cakes and other tasty things!"
"Err… Of course not! This are to gi-" Bob said cut short my the pircing sound of a rifle shot and then a zipping sound of a flying gum ball. "Argh! SCUM SCUM SCUM! MOVE YOU STUPID BOAT! SSSSCCCCUUUUMMMMM!"