The Writer's Café

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *Irin (01), Jul 20, 2010.

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  1. Yay anothe 160 line post
     
    #10581 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  2. An I said how is he doing cause if Jews and Christians come to the cult their would be fighting
     
    #10582 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  3. Well, this is how you would explain it to a dim-witted person... In a way...:


    Many years ago, around 50 or so BC... (I might be off by 100 years or so.)There was a Jewish Rabbi who had a student (Jewish: "Talmud") That student (who was Jesus) was around 17 years old and was one of the greatest "learners" of all time. He studies something that Jews call "Kabala", which is a section of learning that discusses what this world is, and everything in it. It shows you how to palm read, like the long line next to your thumb is your lifeline, etc. So this student was tall, handsome, strong, amazingly intelligent, and healthy: Exactly what the Jew's Messiahs description is.
    So this Student declared war on the enemies of the Jews, and he pretended to be the Messiah. Many people followed him because he was the perfect Messiah.
    In the end, this Jesus, made a religion that he thought would join Jews and other people together: Christianity. This was totally wrong according to the Jews Bible (Jewish: Torah), so he was cut off from the Jews religion.
    From then on, Jesus tried to war the Jews etc.
     
    #10583 RenamedPhoenix, Sep 25, 2011
  4. Some of the proofs may be somewhat flawed, because I brought the all the facts together in about 5 minutes...
     
    #10584 RenamedPhoenix, Sep 25, 2011
  5. The "17-year-old" part, for one, was guessed.
     
    #10585 RenamedPhoenix, Sep 25, 2011
  6. What do you mean war the jews he just split from them
     
    #10586 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  7. No I know Jesus is not the Jewish god! Man it's my cult don't be a hater atleast I'm not a siglerist.
     
    #10587 *IRONhulk (01), Sep 25, 2011
  8. As I said, flawed in some parts.
    When I said that, I mainly meant Christian religion as a whole, like by the crusades.
     
    #10588 RenamedPhoenix, Sep 25, 2011
  9. Ok, thanks even though I knew almost all of that, do I approve your test, or do I need more questioning
     
    #10589 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  10. You know what "Kabbala" is?
     
    #10590 RenamedPhoenix, Sep 25, 2011
  11. One of my three grandmothers just died...

    She was Japanese, and made the best shrimp. She was a devout follower of Christ.

    She was adopted by my great-grandmother.

    R.I.P-
    Mikyako Smith
     
    #10591 FeatherHunter, Sep 25, 2011
  12. Kabbalah (has an h) deals with how you view god, the creation, role o humans etc. This has been studied fir hundreds of years, stuff like that
     
    #10592 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  13. OMG featherhunter I'm so sorry for you
     
    #10593 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  14. How did this become a religious thread the world may never know.
     
    #10594 *IRONhulk (01), Sep 25, 2011
  15. He asked if I was a Jew, and it went from there
     
    #10595 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  16. I knew that I was just making a comment.
     
    #10596 *IRONhulk (01), Sep 25, 2011
  17. Exactly, Ironhulk.

    Featherhunter...
    As this is an online game, I cannot express emotions to you, nor can you express to me.
    All I can say, seeing as how this is a game, is that I'm sorry for you. :cry:
     
    #10597 RenamedPhoenix, Sep 25, 2011
  18. Mmmmmm k (would put multiple k's but it's blocked)
     
    #10598 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
  19. Well... His name IS Matzah...
     
    #10599 RenamedPhoenix, Sep 25, 2011
  20. So, you approve that I'm Jewish now?
     
    #10600 matzah, Sep 25, 2011
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