the key to surviving sluard attacks are speed and distraction! Keep packs of candy or junk food and picture of nick cage on you. Throw candy one way picture of Nic in different direction then run Do not run in direction of thrown items if done properly sluards run in circle eating candy and gazing at picture
The sluards and I are plotting the overthrow of kingdoms at war. The Ferocious Three and the Sluards WILL rule you. Fear. Us.
Slty, you fool! You have told them your plans, and they are now evolving to overcome them. Why would you do this to us?
I cant even come up with a response to whatever this is that i just attempted to read. Live, Laugh, Love, Led ️