You got epic fail? Damn. I got "Defender Is A Facking Pwnstar, you suck so badly Dyson is thinking of suing your pansy ass, come back when you've grown a pair" Promptly followed by complete annihilation and my iPod music jacked and replaced with Barry Manilow records...
Heard in the new update they're going to add a new lb, just for him, along with a daily obituary of the kingdoms he's destroyed...