Let's Create a Commercial for KaW!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by l_Shad_I, Dec 7, 2014.

  1. But back on topic here, if Ata could find a way to make in app purchases available to be bought with ebt cards they would see alot more business.

    And any future commercials should target wellfare recipient's, kaw would start seeing more and more avid growing players this way. Subsequently this would likely bring in more ethnic players, there by making this game more multicultural. And a good advertisement is one that is rich in culture.
     
  2. Lmao
     
  3. Newbs between the ages of 12-17 with too much cash flow are the most likely targeted demographic.

    Just have Jennifer Lawrence dress up the like the loading screen chick fight off Calydor or Zuthmawhateverthehellhisnameis and pan out while she breathes heavily after slaying one or the other. Bam! Instant millionaires overnight Ata.

    You're welcome. 
     
  4. Nailed it
     
  5. Moose would be featured player
     
  6. I gotta be in the commersial
     
  7. They already are multi millionaires.

    Do you people not realize how expensive advertising campaigns and celebrities are 
     
  8. Hire Miley cyrus, she will do anything for attention
     
  9. @Benny

    Well then my work here is done.

    *dusts off hands*
     
  10. Ha ha I think a commercial would be a really cool idea. I'm sure I could think of some better people or a better idea, but off the top of my head I do like the idea of Jennifer Lawrence as the main celeb
     
  11. AshesofEden, by the far the best forumer. He is one of few who understand the "quality over quantity" concept.
     
  12. But, who would he be paired with? Halle Berry maybe? JLaw?
     
  13. You just won life.
     
  14.  where was that at?? I missed it.
     
  15. How about a guy/girl at a desk with like 10 or so monitors with a headset on dressed in all black looking like a hacker talking with someone on the other end of the phone. They are going over a very detailed plan of some sorts kinda. like planning a robbery or something. Meanwhile the camera slowly pans around to see what is actual on all those fancy monitors. Low and behold its redstar or whoever (with all his/her alts) planning how to contol the event lb, war, and any other promo they may be running atm. And for the comedic twist have said actor dress in cosplay fight some eb boss with a bunch of other cos players in the ending scene..
     
  16. Ok ok..

    How about a fast cut scene commercial..

    Scene one

    Jennifer Lawrence stripping out of her clothes while riding a unicorn (representing Striping and RP)

    To the music of "pour some sugar on me by def leopard"

    Scene two

    Joe Pesci petting a wet seal (representing eTHUGS and seal hoarders)

    To the music of "Up in here" by DMX

    Scene three

    Ashes being surrounded by a bunch of hotties and cigar in one hand and Dos Equis in another and saying profound things like "Hitting from pin is like trying to crap in a urinal"

    Scene four

    Repeat scene 1 but Halle Berry on a moose

    To any song by Ke$ha

    Scene 5 (a super quick cut scene)

    Gollum polishing his ring whispering "my precious"

    Scene 6

    Hooded shadowy figures gathering in a Gothic chapel (representing zaft )

    To the music of "Sadness" by enigma

    Scene 7

    The SNL cowbell sketch where Balto is the cowbell guy and Willy is Christopher Walken

    Scene 8

    Ashes (now naked, and girls all over his chest hair) saying more profound things like "I try to hit Someone just 4 times.. but it's just not right.. One more!.. Ahh now I feel better"

    Scene 9

    A furious pillow fight scene with Blazey, Belle, Deni, Bootsy, Roni, Alison, Jenni, Dia, Mango...

    Chicks! Feathers! Bikinis!!!! Slow mo!!!

    Then Val pops up on screen and does his Rick Roll and Red Apheriun joins in

    Fade out️
     
  17. corinthian can be the mormon stripper
     
  18. MovesLikeJagger can be those guys with the sign and ringing their bells yelling

    "The end is near! The beast is here!"
     
  19. Micheal bay can direct it
     
  20. hell yeah I will I'll **** **** up