I'm a bird

[-WillyTheDeuce-]

I'm a lion, hear me roar. I slept in Vegas and now I'm sore.

 

[CROWInactive0710]

Lions get shot with crossbows.
Lions get poisoned at their weddings
Lions get locked up.

I'm a crow, hear me KAW!

 

[ALPHA_Ray]

I'm a rabbit because I like to...

 

[-I-IllIl-EveOfRemorse-lIlII-I-]

I am time when you grieve,
You want sorrow to just leave,
But your past still haunts you,
When your promise what you do,
You will not repeat mistakes,
No matter what it takes.
I am regret for past sin,
For children, women, and men.

 

[GhostPhantom]

And this made it to 15 pages, and a mod didn't lock it for being spam ??????

 

[Zethryr]

I'm a transvestite, to gender I'm not choosy.
They all think I'm a girl, but then,
HERE'S BRUCIE!

 

[____Demon____]

Caitlyn Jenner

 

[Zethryr]

Ding ding ding.

 

[Blueberry]

How has this not been locked yet 

 

[--Intellect--]

I once caught a pigeon and ate it. It tasted like chicken.

Actually pigeon tastes like pigeon, believe it or not...

 

[MiniSye]

Green /Lock

 

[O_o_____Frog____o_0]

Green /Lock

God I hate these jerks who request locks for others threads.

I love this thread. Op is genius. Leave it open mods.

 

[Zethryr]

I am a Laker, My height offends midgets.
I tried to set the ball in the hoop, but bruh, I missed it.

Who am I?

 

[x1-_JlnchrIkl-DVF-Shinobi_EUR0]

I am a Laker, My height offends midgets.
I tried to set the ball in the hoop, but bruh, I missed it.

Who is shaq for 300 Mista can't hit a free throw

 

[Finite]

I go on vacation and I come back to this.

 

[-WillyTheDeuce-]

This is good"


This is great?


I don't know how to punctuate,

 

[X-D]

Hey I'm a chicken, I jumped off the roof of my house... And died because I'm so fat

 

[O_o_____Frog____o_0]

Chickens are 60% heavier now than they were in 1950.

 

[Tedd]

I'm stewed. I went in the hot tub and...
Ahhhh, nevermind 



 

[-WillyTheDeuce-]

Chickens are 60% heavier now than they were in 1950.

It's an epidemic. Apparently, the rooster population has also shown a sharp rise in heroin/Oxycodone use.