I'm a bird

[Finite]

I'm a bird I can fly I've jumped off my house and I didn't die

 

[Fgdhvxhchfidkdjdzgsdhshxhjcgsy]

Get out

 

[Toast_inactive]

I'm bread, I jumped in the toaster and survived.


Wait no, ****

 

[zorkay]

What do you put in a toaster?

 

[Toast_inactive]

Depends on the mood.

For the less pervy folks, bread though.

 

[Finite]

Don't put birds in the toaster.

 

[Davey_Jones]

What do you put in a toaster?

Knives?

 

[Toast_inactive]

What do you put in a toaster?

Knives?

Come on man, there are children here. Knives are dangerous.

You ought to use forks instead.

 

[Finite]

Toasters are related to birds, yes.

 

[zorkay]

I once caught a pigeon and ate it. It tasted like chicken.

 

[JackDaniels]

Tl;dr

 

[Evil]

Best of

 

[-_Shadow_Of_War_-]

I'm a bird I can fly I've jumped off my house and I didn't die

Forget tron... All hail the mighty birdman!!

 

[Xilver]

What do you put in a toaster?

What DON'T you put in a toaster? :roll:

 

[The-Perfect-Storm]

^ gold fish...

 

[vro]

Im a Bird.

 

[Balto573]

I'm batman

 

[yusuff13]

Im gay

 

[Balto573]

We know.

 

[Rising_Star]