I'm a bird

[O_o_____Frog____o_0]

I'm a bird I can fly I've jumped off my house and I didn't die

Support!


You go girl!


Don't let the haters get to ya. You can fly!

 

[O_o_____Frog____o_0]

I once caught a pigeon and ate it. It tasted like chicken.

Ever notice there are lots of pigeons around KFC's and those chickens they serve suspiciously look the same size? Just sayin'.

 

[Finite]

My mother was a pigeon.

 

[kingdomsatwarprince]

But I'm an albatrouze

 

[XXIII_FIN_IIIXX]

I'm a bird I can fly I've jumped off my house and I didn't die

Congrats im so proud of u

 

[Decline]

You're the word

 

[P-N-o-Y-AgiLa]

 

[_DeViL-DoLL_]

What do you put in a toaster?

Knives?

I would've said toast 
Come on man, there are children here. Knives are dangerous.

You ought to use forks instead.

 

[1MG01NGT0KN0CKY0U0UTMAMA5A1DK0]

I bite the heads off ants and i then lather them into my skin.

 

[BobRoss]

Just lost brain cells looking at this

 

[Finite]

My goldfish is a drug lord.

 

[WOLFIE]

The voices tell speak to me

They say horrible things

So horrible that I have nightmares



They tell me to be nice and kind to people and not to go around slaughtering the innocents...

But of course I never listen to them 

 

[O_o_____Frog____o_0]

My goldfish is a drug lord.

I think I've found a new favorite NoOb. A dude after my own heart. ️

 

[BobRoss]

Its also fun to sit in a dryer while its running.

 

[Finite]

Its also fun to sit in a dryer while its running.

Then you should catch your dryer.

 

[-BREEZY-]

I once caught a pigeon and ate it. It tasted like chicken.

Ever notice there are lots of pigeons around KFC's and those chickens they serve suspiciously look the same size? Just sayin'.

Do they have kfc in Japan?

 

[catschrodinger]

OP is drunk.

Maybe with a hint of stupidity.

 

[poTaYto]

I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky... All i wanted was a chicken wing! Buuut I got shot in the dingaling!!!!!!!! ~I'm not sure if I'm high rn

 

[*KAW_FOR_NERDS (01)]

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[Finite]

So I decided I'm actually a penguin because i went underwater and didn't drown