How NOT to make a Reset Bomb

I know how the build works. I used to farm you guys, remember? Ask JamesBondoo7. How do you think I forced him to go pure spy when the war started? He got tired of me hitting him. And I'm well aware that my build can't currently do it . You were supposed to stop me from upgrading, remember? That's why I had people who CAN check. They couldn't hit either. It really doesn't matter much to me anyway. Whatever it takes to get you here.

I'd rather ask you why you used an alt that you had hidden in AAH to hire the bomb and try and cover your embarrassment, then come here and lie about it. Is Monkey your alt or not? You said it was on your wall.

If you can come here and explain the mechanics of how you pinned, you can come here and explain that, for starters.

We'll be waiting.

 

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Well, while we wait for Pooper to come back, we can talk about hansels

For an attack build to hit a hansel with no cash out, the proper balance is 25% of your lands must have spy buildings, minus castle, spy towers, etc. Spy towers don't count. It has to be a building that generates spies. You don't need a particular type of building. Only the proper balance. It may not work on tower builds. I've never tried it. It works just fine on regular hansels. I'm not sure what particular building Poop's referring to. Maybe he can tell us. Any of you readers know?

One of the reasons I like to hit hansels is because they pay well. They often get indignant about it too. Somehow it's just not fair. I don't make the game mechanics. I just try to use them to my advantage. Besides every build has advantages and disadvantages. One of the disadvantage of a hansel is you're weak on attack defense. My build's disadvantage is I can be hit if my troops are above pin by anyone with troops, cash out or not. Everything is a trade off. It depends on what you want to be able to do most often with the build.

A hansel is a popular build because it allows you to make gold by pinning troops on the EB and give you lots of spies to use on strip targets. And those big spy stats can intimidate people. As we've seen though it DOES have downsides. And as I've been clumsily reminded, my build currently can't take advantage of one of the biggest ones. I wanted to reach 5m stats. I've done that. 5.1m actually. I upgraded again tonight. Now I can start balancing my build back. Thanks for the reminder.

Like I said, you never learn. Look for me in the coming days to be in your news. Just like the old days, remember? We both know you do. We're all over here laughing about it. Here's a tip: The reason I'm known as a hansel farmer during war is because I had that build. Your biggest problem is your ego. I'm not sure why. You're damn sure aren't as smart as you think you are. And we didn't turn out to be as dumb as you thought, did we? Anyway, learn or don't learn. I don't care. It's your loss. Not mine.

If we can ever get RDV to rehire, we'll do that demonstration that we wanted to do. Unlike some, our word is good. If we say we'll give you time to bank the cash, we mean it. Heck, if you agree, I'll see if I can get Mav to give you a strip free week. I can't promise you ZAFT wide. I could ask if that's what it would take. What have you got to lose? You're being stripped daily anyway. Make some cash for a week.

We'll keep waiting on the Pooper to reappear. Not that we need him to. We've confirmed to the entire KaW community that he's a liar and that was the primary purpose of the thread. I'm not closing the thread. I'll post some funny or interesting stuff from time to time. But this IS just a game, and I have other things on my schedule this week.

Anyway, time to get ready for the week. I hate Mondays.

 

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Purse, I know you're an ignorant skank (yes, I've seen the photo) but I did think you could read.
I have at no time claimed to speaking on behalf of Laoda or all of ZAFT. I have repeatedly stated that I am speaking on behalf of ZAFT Destiny. Do try to pay attention.

Furthermore, I was smart enough to strip Poop's bomb, steal all his gold, get him to hire the bomb BACK (we made a nice profit) and then catch Poop lying about using his alt in AAH to rehire it. I wouldn't be making comments about intelligence if I were you.

Now, when you idiots finally figure out who is running Res, or, if Poop ever grows a big enough pair to show his face here, we can talk.

Until then, keep playing with Poop on his wall while he's pinned.


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I call them like I see them. I've seen them.

And after all the crap that's came out our your alliance, spare me the outrage.

 

Thanks.

I've never had a problem with lowering to someone else's level. That's how they wanted to play, so that's how we're playing. I don't turn the other cheek. I fight fire with fire.

By the way, I've never noticed you chastising any members of your alliance for their comments, so again, spare me your indignation or whatever it is that prompted you to comment.

 

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Today I'll write a little about trash talking.

I like to think of it as an art. Using lots of profanity shows a lack of imagination. So does making crude references to someone's mother. That's high school stuff. A good comment should simply make the point and embarrass. Sometimes one word will do. Like "Oops". Usually a good burn will anger your opponent, which often makes them reply with dumb comments. Example:



Here we have two comments that cancel each other out. Poop refers to "fail scouts". But Purse confirms she's pinned. If the scouts are pinning you, then they're not really failing, are they? It also confirms that Poop spent most of yesterday pinned, except for when he wasted xtals. Logically, if Purse is pinned today, then Poop was yesterday.

And making claims like it's ineffective because you're at work is just plain silly. Many people play while they're at work. You logged in from work plenty of times to comment, didn't you? You could have just as easily dumped spies on a target. If you weren't pinned that is. It doesn't fool anyone.

You also want to avoid overkill. You don't need three laughing faces for every comment. One will do. It's overacting. Like when Poop dared us to hire the bomb. And vary it sometimes. Use a smile or a smirk. Don't be in a hurry to reply. Think. Craft the comment. Hone it. You'll get more burns that way and avoid making yourself look stupid. Besides, if you're pinned you have plenty of time.

Also, know when you're crossing a line. Example:



That's not trash talk. That's pathetically making an ass of yourself. If you don't think someone really has cancer or another health problem, just say you don't believe them. Don't taunt them about about their condition. That only shows what a poor excuse for a human being you are. Karma, meet MiZFIT.

By the way, the proper term is "scout bombing" not "failed scouts" or "scout farming". It's used for pinning. The reason you use scouts is because it's the most efficient way. Scouts use up the least amount of yours spies to kill the target's spies. This allows you to keep your spies high, pin the target longer, and have spies available to use on strip targets. That's why it's called "scout bombing" and you never hear anyone say "assassination or steal bombing" It's not used to burn pots or farm. It's to keep the target pinned. You can use assassinations to pin, but that only pins troops and usually you need to be equal or larger than the target in size. And remember, a hansel's main weapon isn't troops. It's spies. A hansel with no spies is useless for just about everything except hitting the EB and running their mouths.

Of course, Purse and the Poop know this. It's just another attempt at reverse psychology. Remember "I DARE you to hire my bomb"? In this case it's "Please start trying to burn my pots so you'll use up your spies and I can come out of pin and earn some moths" They never learn. More on pinning, and their misconceptions about farming later. Hint: For my build, it has something to do with troops.

Finally, as my attorney reader "Dog" pointed out to me yesterday, if Poop hired the bomb with his account in AAH and Res tied to steal Hooli after the hire, which they did, technically they were stripping a ZAFT member from a neutral clan. You're right Dog. Technically, they did. Maybe they thought it would be a twofer. Cover Poops embarrassment and hopefully get us to open fire on AAH. We wouldn't have though. They've been hitting us with alts in neutral clans all during the war. We knew who it was.

It does speak volumes about Res though. Apparently they didn't care about any repercussions to AAH. Nice guests to have in your clan, huh? But then like I said, they don't give a damn about their alliance. This is a crusade of the butt hurt. And these are the people leading it.

Lying dirtbags.

 

We thought so.

They thought it was funny. That's the kind of people we've been dealing with. We just thought everyone should know what kind of people they were associating themselves with.

Their alliance should be proud of them.

 

How so?

This is the strategy section. I'm discussing strategies. I said earlier I'd be posting game tips as well. If you'll read up you'll see I taught Poop about scout bombing and how to trash talk. I'm working on a piece about pinning and farming. If I also post things that embarrasses your alliance, that's your problem. Find a better alliance.

Try one not being led by a bunch of lying dirt bags.

 

Thanks, I try to keep it entertaining.

I'm working on piece about the differences between pinning and farming. I'll try to post it later this evening. I have some chores today.

 

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Quick message to Res members from Destiny. Quit crying.

You wanted to play, so play. Stop crying because we pinned Poop and Purse for over 12 hours. And tell JamesBondoo7 his banner is embarrassing. The reason we're farming him for 48 hours is because he asked us too. It's going to take more than one person to do that for that long. Poop, your wall is embarrassing too. Your pots dropped because you used them on the EB? Your pots dropped because we've been smacking the crap out of you and you forgot to restock them. Seriously, I've fought a lot of wars in my three years in Destiny and I've never fought a bigger bunch of whining dirt bags. Man up.



Furthermore, it's hard to burn your spy pots when we keep getting "defender too weak" for steals and assassinations. Learn the basics game mechanics. And scouting is more economical anyway. That's how we keep you pinned all day using small spies. The part about humiliating you by using a member with 2m spy stats to keep you pinned is just a bonus. It also leaves our big spies free for strips. Most veteran players know this. If you don't, I can't help you. Maybe if you knew how the game works Res could have been a 1st rate clan that could actually beat us instead of a 3rd rate failure that had to manipulate an Alliance into trying to do it for you.

As for me getting owned on this thread, I'm not the one who's too cowardly to come here and post because he got caught lying. You are. We're still waiting for you come here and tell us why you tried to strip Hooli using an alt hiding in AAH. Got answers? If I have to keep embarrassing your dumb ass in front of the entire KaW community, I will. We await your answer.

I know you have the time. You're pinned and playing on your wall.

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