cheesy pick up lines xD

Did you fall from heaven because your face is pretty messed up.

Do you work on a farm coz you sure know how to raise a ****

 

Hey do you like chicken? Well suck my !@#% its foul.

 

Can I take my ram rod, shove it up your musket and light the gunpowder?

 

Are you a drill Sargent? Because my privates are standing at attention!

 

Are those space pants? That booty is outta this world

 

Bend over

 

You look great but your clothes would look a lot better on my bedroom floor.

 

If I had a dollar for every time I think of you, I'd have a dollar.





'Cause you never leave my mind.

 

Hey I heard there's a party in your mouth and everybody's commin

 

Let's face it your the ugliest girl in this room so your not gna do much better than me so get ur coat you pig you have pulled

 

Is your daddy a baker? Because he made a nice set of buns

 

Nice eyes let's ****.

 

Are you cheese? Cause you look Gouda.

 

Hey!!! You!!! Yeah You!!! Come here.... Be mine :3

 

This one probably always works 

 

Did you fall from heaven? Cause you look like ****.

 

"Hey girl see that cheese right there pick it up and put it on the line over there."

Best pick up line yet

 

Wanna see my truck? Its covered in cheddar.

 

Ew