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Hey guys, you all know my swag, but not my story.

 

^Im jealous of the swag...

 

Doesn't the thought of me slowly digging my thumb nails into your eyes make you want to blink reindeer?

 

No,
Not really.
However its not that,
Its you saying blink,
You start to realize you blink without knowing then you try to regulate yourself to normal blinking.

 

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Don't close your eyes, don't turn away, and don't blink.

Good luck.

 

AND!
Don't look in their eyes!

 

Yes!
Wait, no.
Actually I don't give a fudge.
Why are we typing like this?
I don't know.
Smoking makes you look cool, right?

 

You have to look in their eyes bud. Keep eye contact otherwise they will kill you.

 

I type like this because that's just my style...
After every period or comma I like to put a enter,
Sorta like this,
But not entirely...

 

Duck is very off topic.

 

Did you know Biting off the human fingers or toes is as easy as biting through a carrot? sadly I can't post a picture of me doing that to reindeer but you have the image

 

Did you know that Reindeer have hooves,
Not human fingers?

 

I have male sexual reproduction organs as my fingers

 

NOOO? How is that possible! You sure they aren't just wearing weird shoes?

 

Well,
You said imagine doing that to Reindeer,
Not sure if you were just an idiot,
Or unknowledgeable about Reindeer.

 

Damn. We've got one hell of a dumbass over here

 

Really?
You didn't even know Reindeer have hooves,
Not human fingers.
Idiot...

 

Smoking is good for you

 

Okay, your so attached to this game you really believe your a reindeer, your a child, I get that. How about I just kick in your knee caps, one by one. Then grab you by the antlers and snap your neck? How does that sound,reindeer

 

*you're