Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Viper you don't need to ask for critiques on your lyrics,just be like me (if you can) I've always thought myself to be the very best in this thread #Fvanity
     
  2. Think God's gonna stop me? Fireball of vanity so let em come gas me haha
     

  3. Not very wise to call out the greatest
    My advice to you would be to save it...
    cuz aint no way you could replace this
    Ya raps tasteless and lacking all patience

    how do you intend to compete & win with,
    incompetent raps, like the hand that pens it?
    every time you write, its too extensive
    too long;didnt read... or pay attention!

    a hot 16s all you need on this thread
    I pop 16 like a fiend of a friend
    16 in the clip, but 15 at ya head
    so 15 is for fun cuz only 1 leave ya dead

    RIP Viper, leaking brains out his fitted cap
    for tryin to rap when Stat had invented that!
    Its a lyrical drive-by in a tinted Lac
    You lived once, I died twice. Imagine that!

    So even if I snatch ya life, I might give it back!
     
  4. Static and yolo's vocabulary comes from nowhere......

    I don't know what they're talking about those things xD just reading the ones I knew :lol:
     
  5. Thats a damn fine spit, yolo. :) I like the beat.
     
  6. [quote="-Static-]
    every time you write, its too extensive
    too long;didnt read... or pay attention![/quote]

    HAHA :D
     
  7. Haha. Good stuff. Trolled my own rap.
     
  8. Nah, mate, I was laughing at your burn to Viper. It was great!
     
  9. yea thats what I meant. lol. Usually only trolls will actually put tl;dr, and Viper wanted to write longer verses, so figured Id troll my own verse and tell him that his was too long to read. Glad you liked that bar! I like it too. lol.
     
  10. cant tell me nothin bout the streets
    and runnin from police
    nothin bout some beef
    or bussin the heat!
    cant tell me nothin bout them hoes
    when erbody done hit it
    and still braggin to ya folks
    that you finally did get it!
    Cant tell me nothin bout coke
    nothin bout losing hope
    nothin bout a M1
    when 5-0 pinup ya bro!
    Cant tell me bout undercover
    surveillance and detectives
    Cant tell me **** bout safes
    having crates full of weapons!
    Cant tell us bout music
    cant tell us **** about airplay
    beats from stairway to airway
    my street heavy on airwaves!
    cant tell us nothin bout dirty cops
    nothin bout thirty glocks
    tell me bout gang wars
    and Ill show you the perfect spot!
    Cant tell me nothin bout nothin
    and nothin bout somethin
    nothin bout crunkin, and
    nothin bout subs in the trunk thumpin
     
  11. Kek got mobb deep
     
  12. Wow you actually know about mobb deep Northlane never thought you listen to rap like that, lol but good eye on it though
     
  13. I had to use this name, it's such a dope name (get it? Lol) and he's one of my favorite rappers of one of my favorite rap groups
     
  14. *puts my dollar on the table*
    to anyone taking the bets
    defeat me if ur able
    either way, I got next!

    Ive been sitting over here
    for awhile, watching ya play.
    And lemme make 1 thing clear
    today is the day that you pay!

    Your raps maintain a lil muscle
    but its survival of the fittest
    I see you rappers on ya hustle
    but Static bout to go get it!

    Come at me with your hardest
    but you better brave the dark!
    Cuz anything not the smartest
    will leave a stake in your heart!

    You a vampire and Im just blade
    killin is me, making a livin
    so slumber in your grave all day
    either way, pain and death Im givin.
     
  15. *wins*
    *takes a bow*
    *grins*
    *waves to crowd*
     
  16. So you claiming that you blade now
    Cuz you killed a couple of posers
    Blood suckers but not vampires
    These undead sure to be decomposers
    These has beens that lack passion
    And enough wits to becoming pros are
    Sure to be fallin fast now
    That these verses quench thirst like the Ozarks
    Naturally talented, verbally gifted
    I'm spiritually guided but mentally twisted
    My venom is toxic but sort of addictive
    Like Pringles you can't stop
    When I get these hooks into it
    One taste of this magic
    One bite of my poison
    Have you beggin like H in your veins
    Like you rehabbing from roidin
    Feeling weaker and angry
    Missing the buzz and that feelin
    Til you hearing my next verse drop
    And your heart hits the ceiling
    Try to deny it
    You missed me it's that obvious
    No no don't you lie to me now
    That mess getting obnoxious
    Go ahead and start with the comebacks
    I can see through it like glad wrap
    So transparent your weak lines are now
    To those of us that rap
    Missing the motivation
    And drive to write real lyrics
    Try to tell me I'm wrong static
    You can try but I won't hear it
     
  17. Faggots beat me off
    Quicker than I unzip my mother f***ing zipper.
    My Zodiac is swag
    You are lame
    My sign says your mom is my game
    I sweep you off of your feet
    Your rhyme are gay
    Fat people hate is based in the USA
    I just burnt your house down
    Just reading my lyrics is fire.
    People grab me by the shoulder because I rap like a boulder

    -*Drops the mic*-
     
  18. My raps are homosexual
    Yet you want me to do what now?
    Did you read the lyrics you just spit
    Before you submit what you wrote down?
    Wow dude that came off half cocked
    But I guess that makes sense doesn't it
    Your raps are just like you are
    Well I guess that covers it
    Yeah that just about does it
    That slayed you quite easily
    I'd stick around longer
    Humiliate you its feasibly
    Possible to do one handed
    With half of my brain cells
    The inside of a tuna fish can
    Is better than your mom smells
    And since you came out of that mess
    I guess that it stains well
    Cuz your face looking red right now
    Like constipation that strains well
    I hope you don't take this mess literally
    Like I'd actually care about you
    I think that you might need help
    You're starting to stare. I doubt you
    Can rub two sentences together
    Without using a curse word
    Expand your vocabulary kid
    Or come back here and get served
     
  19. hahaha got em