Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Yolo I'm all about that old school ****
     
  2. Im an old school rapper
    16 years deep in the game
    could you talk about the best
    without speaking my name?
    I do it for the love of it
    Never seeking the fame!
    heavy on my thuggin ****
    but Im leasing the Range.
    Releasing my rage, riding dirty
    while Im creeping the lanes!
    under my seat is the 9 piece
    Im quite elite with the bang.
    And when I squeeze atcha mane
    better not be weak with the bang!
    Ill bust a niqqa head piece
    have ya leakin ya brains!
    Make a toast, feast on ya pain
    same time, decreasing the lames
    while increasing my reign!

    How dare you speak to the king
    you aint a real gangsta
    just a cyber gangsta that sing!
    claiming to be the best
    what the **** do you mean?
    Yes Ill say Im the king...
    only cuz I bust in a queen!
    deep in her genes, she screams
    like she's busting a seam!
    Im a G, so its G spot
    always touching her G!
    but you aint touchin a G
    not one thats tough as could be...
    Ill call the real OGs
    and bust & **** up ya street!
    shut the **** up or speak
    but shut that stuff up to me
    cuz Ill knock ya block off
    if u step or buck up to me!
     
  3. Static,
    You claim to be old school
    Sat on the toilet, having a stool.
    You think you can rap? Not cool.

    Me? Im doing this new,
    Not like your "old school" poo
    You fantasize, I do
    You'll be ****ing bricks,
    So run to the loo

    Everyone I know
    Thinks you're far to slow
    Im as fast as I was with ur chick
    When she was taking my big juicy ****

    Now's my call to leave
    This battle is done
    What am I?
    Number one...
     
  4. Im the only number 1
    I guess that makes you a zero, bro!
    My raps are legendary
    just like the clan that Hero owns...

    hop up off my nuts
    Even tho u savor my flavor
    Get it now or later?
    Ill pipe & light saber a hater!

    oh my god there I go
    like its a battle of wits again
    but its not...
    Its just me smackin these kids again.
     
  5. Your last paragraph didn't even rhyme!
    Took you 12 hours to think of a comeback?
    Who even needs that much time?
    Don't use the same words at end of lines!

    A zero is indeed less than a one
    But not as little as your girlfriend's buns
    I rap for da hell of it
    You rap for fun
    What do I hear?
    Ding ding ding ding. End of round 1

    The start of round two
    You're looking like poo
    Maybe cus that's what
    The audience think is you

    Are you wallpaper? Cus your covered in dots
    Go and see a doctor bout that chicken pox
    I make my raps just on the spot
    Fresh, new, and definitely hot

    So hot that they'll burn
    Want some ice?
    This battle will never turn
    Admit it you gotta learn
    How not to get rekt,
    Cus then you'll not get burnt!

    Who needs a round three?
    I'm the best out of all ye
    Go back under your little tree
    To a land named gnomesville
    Playin farmville
    Doin the same thing over and over
    Expecting some thing new?
    You need a 4-leaf clover!
    Insanity. That's what einstein said.
    I'll keep these rhymes flowin'
    Till you're dead...
     
  6. How cute.
     
  7. taking rap lessons from this noob?
    I'll pass. I know exactly what to do...
    Stand firm, cuz I never seem to lose
    to rappers that literally rhyme "poo"

    Dr Suess ragin heavy on my thread again
    bout balls deep inside his head again
    tellin me I cant say again, again...
    and then raps crap thats shenanigans

    Ya whole flow was too long to read
    and vocabulary too soft for me.
    you bout entertaining as Ben Stein
    preaching algebraic philosophy.

    Knock this kid out with a stray hook
    to the body then leave his face shook!
    then instagram the whooping he took
    and plaster pics on his Facebook

    bro just quit it, you can never beat me
    and losing to you? its beneath me
    ...just like your girlfriends sweetness
    and gun in ya mouth leave you speechless

    talkin bout "rekt" out the side of ya neck
    Rasputia ass niqqa probably bathin wit Shrek
    you aint hard bro, ya whole flow aint erect
    tell the truth, you just soft like the ***** I get.
     
  8. Yeah. This is more difficult than it seems.
    My first time rappin and im bursting at the seams
    With my will to quit, but its drawing me in
    So many drafts, all of which screwed up, in the bin
    I'm never gonna fin-
    Ish. Well done Static, you win...
     
  9. Static spit some fire there
     
  10. Oh boy. This cyphers still going.
    Check right back later Cause the super duper heated flow is just mind blowing
    All you others are just....simply annoying.

    Go ahead try me
    Your girl did already
    I hit it from the back and tear it up like confetti
    Ohh, im sorry were you ready?
    It doesnt really matter im just having fun here, no please, dont run away in fear. My fierce ass lyrics have your children shedding tears. I killed it
     
  11. hahahaha

    "I hit it from the back and tear it up like confetti"
     
  12. my keyboard qwerty
    my girlfriend nerdy
    this south so dirty
    and ya mouth so purdy!

    Lazy call ya wagon butt
    Radio Flier fashion bruh!
    and I hear you be clashin huh?
    A, B, C, Deez dragon nutz

    haha sike Im not jokin, right?
    Too high cuz I been smokin kites
    broke up an already broken fight..
    while silently reciting spoken rites

    holy **** Im just lost again
    I feel like I just lost a friend
    but I think I came here alone...
    on green and white like Boston is!

    Hey I cant feel my face
    but feel like im doing ok
    hey am I doing ok?
    Im kinda new to this place

    I literally just passed
    a unicorn with a dragon horn
    and the grass was all dancing
    chanting shouts of the Dragonborn!!!

    holy cow Im so spaced now...
    this lifestyle got me based out
    cant feel my face or my tastes wow
    and my heart is like a race now
     
  13. KaW
    Y
    U
    No
    Rap?
     
  14. Soon. Very soon.
     
  15. Snooooooooooooooooooooopyyyyyyy

    Yeah, Snoopy back rapping like he gone all pro, They all think I old, well at least my girl tits ain't sagging low....

    You think you got me? Hah, I'm fresher than you new age honkies.

    They think they got game? They really just lame, they think they got show? They can't even get low. Man, I am the prez, they oldest in the business, you think you got me beat? Nah, cuz I know the only thing you beat...
     


  16. #Static4VK

    Kingdoms at War, guess Ill bring em my sword
    bringin em war axes and bringin em gore!
    Got my Stinger still so its stinging galore
    unloading all my troops, spies singing for more!

    No surprise If my spies dead & wake up stripped
    the way I choose to play, xtal, empty the clip
    reload again and back to bustin their lips
    Aint trustin these fools, just farm em til quit

    I do it for my peers and I collect the tears
    walling with the rage? they doing it for years!
    reward em wit no cheers and givin em no beers
    If not for failed scts, then Id forget theyre here

    Osw be like "look at Stitches with the rappin"
    Stitches be like... *look at Static relaxin*
    I tax em and harass em with attackin
    kickin asses is the only way my spies are happy

    then after kickin ass, I go and have a drink
    After kickin ass, they go & see a shrink
    got their heads wild, reliving the scenes
    Hit em with everything even the kitchen sink
    :lol:


     
  17. Some of y'all on a roll like the 07 Pats.
    Well it's that 07 beat down that will put my photo frame in the hall of fame.
    And put you clowns in the hall of shame.

    So who's the big dog and who's the house cat.
    Well in my jungle it dont matter what u are.
    Cuz if you stumble even once you get eaten up like a humble berry.
    Theres snakes that talk.
    Lakes that can turn you into stone. Plants that eat u up until there's nothing left but bones.
    So take your defeats for I won't be responsible for your death.
    Yes, I got a pen with a virus that can revive the dead.
    But a dead men walking is still a dead men walking.
    Haven't you watched the walking dead.