Yo static remember the first time you called me out of nowhere on a freestyle and I came right back at you and you wanted no problems lol
Well that was just beautiful. Also, my rhymes are original and complex. Can't say the same for yours. That was good though. Gonna be hard to beat.
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts, I've got great stats and pro packs! We all know what's going down in this KaW freestyle cypher, I'm spittin' raps faster than the world's best cycler. You're just angry, cause you got some people in your news feed, it's not the lb, they're over there, hittin' on hte. Drainin' pots, hittin' newbs, that's how the clan rolls, battle list, alchemist, hittin' dem foes. *Paused, looks at devs* Your body is sweaty, but mine is wetter, don't get me wrong, a mouse can code better. I'm getting farmed! I want out! Your rhymes are as weak as this game, that you've done nothing about. Call me a vicious KaW playa' cause I'm rapping so hot, this game sucks, we want an update, don't get your panties in a knot. We know you're takin' money, every cent we've got, you think I'll buy your seals but I'll really not. The battle lists' waiting, the newbs are crying, don't be hatin', but I better get flyin. (That was bad I know but it's my first time giving it a shot and it could of been longer. Also this could be a lot longer but the tou won't like it.)
@Yologod Im tired of the pms, Yolo I can no longer stand it! You win and I lose ur the greatest on the planet! yes ur the greatest you're both Ace and Maverick heres the freestyle crown says Static, but please have it! Im done arguing about mine and YOUR rap genius urs is magnificent and harder than all cement! ur a god among mortals and ur tracks we believe in! ours are bland & urs scenic ur the atmosphere we breath in! what was I thinking when I rapped it with this legend? incredible is where his cred is at His flows are gifts from Heaven!! I just stand in awe when you bless us all in forums with your otherworldly raps thats opposite of boredom! Yolo is king here Hes the last and the next to be! His syllabic rhythm is immaculate in complexity! Yolo is my idol all other rappers will rest in peace fast is his recipe I bet Eminem cant catch his speed! so please forgive me Yolo Im sorry to be arrogant your syllables are symbolic cuz ur greatness is apparent The vocabulary you possess overwhelms all scientists! Ur the king of the jungle bet you sleep with a lioness!! Im so weak with threads ur the thread & rap professor I'll never forget when mine got locked for lack of effort! (ooooooh) did I mention already that ur a blessin to all pencils? with unquestioned credentials & rap potential thats existential? anyways Im done ur creativity is leading the class! you aint even gotta respond cuz ur pm says ur beatin my ass! wait, ur best word was procrastinate... Ur a wrath so great, like Shaq in braids! Ur task is fate! Yolo ass so brave! You said master bait? u were the last to taste??? Ur ass so late, its like you laugh at pace! You just blast with haste at my mask and face! U rhyme cats and crates, I rhyme basketcase! you run circles around me and never run a lap on faith! YoloCrocker stackin cake! bet hes got Gats and Ks And can spray rap for days!! gettin macked and played? strapped like backpacks today? getting jacked for J's outrapped & dazed?! I'll attack his phase? procrastinate #UrRhymesAreGodly p.s.- Ur flows are always so neatly cropped and never run-on like all of ours do! Sure wish I could punctuate and use an array of wisdom like you, dude! Maybe some day...
And that, my friends, is a most elegant and eloquent expression of the art form that is sarcasm. Props! @Cobra, thats great! I like it!
Yolo pretentious and I'm relentless with my guilt. I give him inches like my wenches and rip his stitches like a quilt! Im tremendous and quite stupendous with a quill! I dont need a friend to bend this yolo kid from Timb to bill! One man army He couldnt farm me with some alts and he cant harm me with his jaws this kids just Rawlings on my balls! Yolo is R&B not rap warnings on my wall Its gon be aW and swarming when he falls to knock this dom King up off of KaW! Minus the King YoloAllergy, sinus or sneeze thought he was violent as beasts but wasnt wildin in streets! Yolo find a beat? Nah, he's silent in beef! and Im smiling cheek to cheek kk? 1k away from growlin through sheets! bahahahaha #ghost I bet you dont get it all.
I'll just post something just to keep this alive while there's still no competitor. Or edit this instead... Endlessly watching the world, Endlessly facing each curl, The light seems to fade, Where's the lessons that I made? Where's the reasons I've thought? Is this an endless drought? Becaus I can no longer hold The best thing the time mold... Through the years of daylight, Where there's light in every night, I have manage to survive, The challenge of life, But is it not the start, Because I'm about to part.... The night is coming, The darkness is lurking, Where's the lesson I learn? Where's the light I earn?.... Am I becoming them? What's the problem? I want to hide in the darkest den..... Who am I? Is my life a lie? Is this still the one I knew? Does the storm make me flew? Did my shadows whelmed me? Or did I just can't see?... What did I did to them? Did I change like them?... The night is coming, The darkness is lurking, Where's the lesson I learn? Where's the light I earn? Why did I do this? I don't know where I miss... I once hold the tightest, I once saw it's brightness, But the darkness cover my eyes, And make me cover the sky.... Don't be like me... Don't try to flee... Learn to see it, And maybe you'll be saved from me........ .............. Me: In all kinds of themes I don't know if why does this thing got up my mind and suit those words.... No things like "whooa, whoa" or something? I'll let you think of that instead