Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Sorry I'm late gotta set static straight the only triggers you pull is at a gas pump,
    Man your **** stinks worse than my last dump,
    I blast up so fast, huh,
    This kid could never throw rounds,
    I hold the crown,
    ***** I'm bringin the heat to yo town,
    So slow down,
    You're gettin in the game to early,
    You've never known how to be fly,
    You're just a lil birdy, ya heard me,
    You couldn't pop one round before I pop thirty,
    The glock'll leave ya whole block dirty,
    Slowly but surely.
    I spit beast flows and ***** yours are nothin but girly haha
    I know you can't admit it but your flows are history,
    My flows are still on the loose like an unsolved mystery.
    Report Abuse..................................................................But wait there's still more Static, cause it seems the message hasn't landed.
    Embrace leave you standed all over the place
    you belong with the rest off the toxic waste(Zeth, Burns, Hunter)
    i box before they announce and i go forth and box it out
    leave ya dead on the street and get chalk to outline you out
    you in the back passin notes while i give you the final EXAM
    i go forth and get it that are diffrences
    cole bloded cerial killer leavin no witnesses
    snap a picture while i get my rap on
    im number 1 so i dont use no number 2 pencils
    my rhymes are perminet your shits like a rental
    but wait all my classmates already graduatuted
    you only passed 4 months after the graduation date
    Static's group speacializez in hiv
    so every year they host every gay parade
    get up to date get upgraded
    you downlow you muust have downgraded
    you would know do they get a medal for second place
    ill kill anybody who says you beat me or says were kneck and kneck
    reckin the gay parade hes like oh no you recked my set haha
    i get vicious
    i dont go kneck and kneck with a *****
    you turn on an off
    i stay on no need for a light switch
     
  2. And I happen to know a lot about music did fours of jazz band and marching band and also without me you wouldn't have a voice in this thread I created this ish pure brilliance :)
     
  3. But wait there's more static, wrote this join in minutes, people givin me looks, I leave this boy stranded and shook,
    He think he knows where he stands when he ain't even handled the book,
    The chances he took,
    I killed and threw em back in his face,
    And shoved em down his throat,
    Like ***** how do these rhymes taste?
    I'm amazing and you ain't sayin nothin but grace,
    The rhymes I create,
    Ain't nothin to the time that it takes,
    for you to write one line ***** and I ain't makin mistakes.
    How does it feel bein in last place,
    I killed you wit my first punchline,
    Damn that was a fast race,
    So sit down sit back and get schooled like all of ya other classmates
     
  4. You seem to want people to take you seriously and know how important you are.

    But after that last rap, It just aint working.
     
  5. Sleep is for the weak
    Watch as you get scared
    When the stairs start to creak
    Take a sneak peak
    I'm on a mean streak
    On top of my peak
    All I can hear is you weep in sorrow
    But that's okay
    There's always hope for a better tomorrow
    Keep pondering
    I might as well slaughter you
    This ain't no show and tell
    I wish you well
    I'm in the driver's seat
    When you're still in a booster seat
    Your feet and the floor don't meet
    Playing with your toy cars while I be whipping
    You ain't ready for this son
    Your fate is set
    Give it a rest
    My bars are eloquent
    I'll dust your ass
    Like I'm at a track meet
    Damn I must be an athlete
    Running around in circles
    You can't keep up with these lyrics
    Too cynical
    Call it a prequel
    Man, you weren't even featured in the sequel
     
  6. Yolo spit another flow
    better yet, just spit a billion
    all you do is vent your feelins
    and stomp around like children!
    Talkin like you kill men,
    but cant defeat this villian!
    Even in your own house,
    ur not the dopest in the buildin!!

    Just cuz ur black, bro
    ur not automatically gangster.
    Yea you made the one thread,
    and we all thanked ya!
    Then you rapped about bangers
    and turned urself into a stranger!
    although my bars are made of lead :roll:
    bro, you're safely out of danger!

    Zeth was right, ur just a mangy dog!
    rhymes not tight, but u thank that ur god.

    I swear Idk why you still talkin, man!
    they allow choppas in a marchin band?

    Thats one thing I failed to understand
    how you gangsta with a flag in ur hand?

    I guess you good at kickin ass too?
    Yoloking. Hashtag... #MrJazzFlute!

    You as fake as ur personna
    all you do is brang the drama
    this aint a rap battle!
    It's 2Pac vs Madonna!

    Band member? if you ever plan on gettin laid
    u need to crawl up a hens ass.. and wait! :lol:

    yoloking, Im not even kiddin
    Id insult you if I thought that you would get it

    Ur mom grounded you to your room
    and you probably had a rough vision
    and you jumped on forums and rapped
    about being stuck in a tough prison!

    I mean this is tough business
    The cyber life of a gangsta
    We'll keep you in our prayers
    that ur teddy dont shank ya!

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  7. You sir, you win.
     
  8. Lmfaooo. No contest
     
  9. O snap!

    What really blows my mind with you guys, is not the quality of the raps, which, don't get me wrong are absolutely spectacular, but the fact you bounce off each other, consistently responding and rebutting.
    Its like a rap debate thats outa this world. I cant produce rhymes fast. I need inspiration and time for the lines to generate.

    I am in awe.

    p.s. Static is the best rapper here imho. #win
     
  10. That was pretty good there static, the only thing I can do is keep rapping, I'll be switching up my style now listen............................................ Who has been cleaver,
    Who leaves cascades of bodies as the wind fetters
    No one spins better
    cause my pen's pressure
    Cross it and get Cobained by the Lyrical Windchester
    This verbal Zatoichi pop spots so quickly
    You'll be sniffing these lines like Whitney
    Lone Wolf no one's with me
    And if I'm a blind samurai you know my blade's tricky
    My words will make a man get fried so get razed quickly
    So call up the corenor in Floria
    sick demons with open pores
    getting mutilated adding to my zombie hordes
    Be checking the greatest like Screech at a Ambercrombie store
    F1ck around with the sickly and watch the zombies gorge
    My blades are laced with lasers that ray trace with energy that's calmly stored
    so try to displace your disgrace in this place
    These bars channel a condensed blast of ki that will leave you calmly gored
    You blastin past me Static, that's blasphemy, my body basks in heat
    demonic energy with imagry that leaves my enemies instantly end 6 deep with rift that reeps the development of the deaths that happened the dawn before
    And your mom's a whore
    sorry to say I multilated worst way so your mom's no more
    SHowed up to yo apartment just to have my way
    Now it's safe to say she M.I.A.
    Only the demon's in my head know it's in inside case
    I ripped her hide away in my hideaway, injected her with bath salts so she could join my hive of knaves
    By the way, I cleaned up so your would have the nicest place
    while I knawed on her spleen inside my cave
    Then I took your baby sister and ripped through her rips with my ribbed pr!(k and made her recite scriptures of demonic figures while my !@#$ made that V!@ fissure then I took her menstral juices and painted a picture as I downed a pitcher of her blood mixed with liquor #MILESAWAY
     
  11. did I just saw something? :shock:
    static?...
    *zips mouth and walk away*
     
  12. What did I just read?
     
  13. If this the route we're going, ol Marilyn Manson over there can have it. Gross dude. Not sure what to say after that... but im damn sure about to wash my hands. We dont drink period blood over here.
     
  14. Lol I'm on my horror flow, but you guys right when I get mad i start blasting people, I gotta chill now see how well I do but it's not the end yet static lets keep this going I thrive from this, cause I don't see anybody else coming for you lol they all wanna be on the static bend wagon
     
  15. But come on guys I know you wanna praise me for my skills, the only reason y'all not is cause I'm doing it myself, I just can't help the way I am
     
  16. Praise you for your skills?
    Man I think you're popping pills.
    You've gotta be on something,
    that last rap was just ill.

    It's like you got a bad dose of methamphetamine.
    Because apparently Satan's taken over your brain,
    Demonic rituals? Is that what you kids do these days?
    I guess the tough guy act dropped, so you just went insane.

    If you plan on staying like this, please leave this thread.
    A little kid like you might get on here, see that, and wet his bed.
    Hell, If acting like an emo is the newest trend, then excuse me, because the rap game is dead.

    You battle one time against me, before and you fled.
    I guess the trauma from that blast, made you brain dead.
    There's a saying you know, about two wolves to be fed,
    well you just gave the bat**** crazy one, a banquet to be had.

    I'm done sugarcoating it, your raps are just bad.
    You've only ever had an ounce of talent, and now i'm just glad,
    because with that last piece of crap, you lost all your cred.
    Good luck trying to win some respect back, you satanic nag.

    And Static, battling you is like battling Eminem.
    I don't even want to try it right now, you might rip me limb from limb.
    But give me a bit, And i'll come back with some sort of win.
    I gotta think about it, work on it, and give my style a trim.

    So let's just agree that Yolo is free, to leave this thread now.
    After the darkest thing I've ever read, don't even want him around.
    He's really taken the whole prison thing, to higher ground,
    because now he's a satanist, a rapist, and still just 80 pounds.
     
  17. Lol I wanted to try something new, some of the other freestyles that I have in my old thread have the same style just never wrote anything like that in this thread, but I'm no satanist bruh
     
  18. I'll get back to you later zeth but for now just kick back.......The killers exposed, iller than most, chiller than snow,
    driller of hoes, fill her a dose of my best flow
    If she don't know i'm dope then i let the rest know
    I reck joes,
    capabilities test pros
    victory's something ya gonna have to let go
    so get ready, get set go
    I'm str8 vicious, hate b!tches who spit fake disses
    your punchlines are straight misses
    my punchlines break dishes, leave you with eight stitches
    tie you up and throw you in with the lake fishes
    the number of times I diss will make you hate digits
    spittin' like snake hisses
    reckin' the underground like earthquake ditches
    flow so high you gonna need to make bridges
    good enough to rake digits in
    make it bigger than lake Michigan
    you can't mistake missin' him
    lyrics could get J.cole and Drake listenin'
    once Yoloking gets on the mic you ain't dissin' him.
     
  19. Back to my old flow lol I haven't typed this much in a minute thanks guys I'm actually having fun again
     
  20. But I'm not a rapper...

    Jk.

    Yo I can't rap, from 0-10 I'm like a 3
    My rhymes are mediocre no one can beat me

    Ok that's like legitly all I can do