"Make up ur own category" Movie Awards 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AshesOfEden, Jan 19, 2016.



  1. Welcome to "Make up your own awards categories" movie awards thread!

    It's pretty simple.. You make up a category, nominate some contestant(s), and give the award!..

    Let's look back at 2015 shall we?..

    Here's some to get you started..

    The "Rachel Weisz, Patricia Velasquez in Mummy Returns" Hawt Catfight award:


    Rhonda Rousey and Michelle Rodriquez in Fast 7

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    Best use of a song IN the movie award:

    "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus in The Night Before..

    "Sarah: You can cry to it. You can run to it. You can party to it.
    Isaac: Timeless!"

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    Best Adapted Screenplay or "I just ripped off some Ancient Greek play cos the new kids think everything is original" award:

    Spike Lee ripping off Lysistrata by Aristophanes

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    Best "I wanna be that guy!" For Guys award:

    A three way tie between Sly still looking ripped 39! Years after his first Rocky movie to Creed.. Tom Cruise hanging out of planes at age 53 in Rogue Nation.. And Magic Mike XXL

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    Breakout performance by a set of Thighs award:



    Amy Schumer in Star Wars

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    Best performance by a Car award:


    Take your pick..

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    The "Hey I know the place where this scene was shot" award:

    Ahhh.. Have you all seen the Revenant?.. All the locations in BC and Alberta are places I regularly hike/canoe/snow shoe.. Yes.. Even in the winter..


    Recent pic I took..

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    Best Action Hero Duo award:

    Yes, Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner combo was awesome in Rogue Nation, yes the testy bromance between Ironman and Captain America (prelude to Civil war) was great in Age of Ultron, yes, even those two dudes in the Man from U.N.C.L.E were refreshing..

    But the award goes to.. Jason Statham and Jude Law in SPY.. 

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    Best subversive injection of a 70's protest song into a blockbuster:

    I think a revival of infusing those hard hitting 60's 70's music in the big movies is coming back.. For example, the use of Sam and Dave's "Hold on I'm comin'" cover in Hateful Eight.. It's kinda sad though, cos those songs really were not about the popcorn entertainment that our sedate masses relish these days..

    The award goes to "I love to change the world" by Ten Years After in Terminator:Genisys

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    Best John Cena moment:

    The one where he does a quickie and passes out in Trainwreck

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    Best Breakout role by a Hawt Actress:



    Daisy Ridley.. Yes! Yes!.. Finally a hawt kickass Jedi!.. Is she Luke's daughter? (in that case, would make her a cousin to Kilo)..When (and with whom) did Luke scored??!!?

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    Best Kung Fu movie:

    Kung Fu Killer.. Donnie Yen is seriously bringing Hong Kong Wing Chun styles back into fashion.. Jackie Chan is also classic in his reboot of The Police Story..

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    Best Gambling Movie:

    Mississippi Grind... Ryan Reynolds and Siena Miller heats up the casinos and pool halls down in the bayou..

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    Best Wildlife documentary about Cougars:

    A tie between Hot Pursuit and Sisters..



    Suggest away!.. I really hope this thread makes it to page 2 without the human centipede 3 winning an award..
     
  2. Best Way to Throw Up without sticking your hand down your throat award - The Human Centipede 3

    Worst American Accent by Chris Hemsworth Award - Blackhat

    The YES YES YES YES YES award - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    The NO NO NO HAN NO award - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
     
  3. The hateful eight. Best movie 2015 ever.
     
  4. I'm afraid you've missed the point.
     
  5. Worst gunshot wound: The Hateful Eight



    If you watched it you know the one.
     
  6. Hottest black face, skin head, amputee award goes to










    Now a word from the winner










    Words
     
  7. Most satisfying ending to a movie:

    The hunger games: mocking jay part 2
     
  8. Best kebob made in movie: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
     
  9. Biggest disappointment: Starwars 7 :(
     
  10. :lol:
     
  11. As ashes says.....hawt chicks comedy. This has to win something. The make out scene .....just wow


     
  12. SUCH SUPPORT MUCH WOW
     
  13. I don't remember going to see any movies in 2015. I like this thread though. Has my vote for tread of the day award 
    I will nominate random predominantly Ethnic(?) (not pc) movie for award as everyone seems upset about oscars. Idk why.
    Most movies nominated for oscars suck donkey balls.
     
  14. Best dialogue goes to Mark Hammil for The Force Awakens....
     
  15. "Yes, Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner combo was awesome in Rogue Nation, yes the testy bromance between Ironman and Captain America (prelude to Civil war) was great in Age of Ultron, yes, even those two dudes in the Man from U.N.C.L.E were refreshing..

    But the award goes to.. Jason Statham and Jude Law in SPY.. "



    Thank god you said this. I was really worried I thought they were great in this movie.
    Even if nothing else was 
     
  16. Best "Story telling" by a set of boobs..

    Sisters
     
  17. Best dance moves to incite a riot

     

    Crowds outside the theater after the movie Mall cop 2

     
     
  18. Postman.. That second gif was me at the last Selena Gomez concert! Her songs just move me so much..
     
  19. So Ashes are you Canadian if you hike in Alberta and BC?
     
  20. I am really struggling with material for this topic ash......i just didnt think 2015 had many blockbusters. I was pretty disappointed with hollywood this year......love the concept of the thread though....just need to give a swift kick in the pants to directors and producers.