It isn't normally my style, but I have to admit I was baiting for a response, seeing if anybody would get mad. It took me ages to decide on a character I was sure wasn't DC though. Comics aren't my strong point.
Superman is flying around metropolis one day and he thinks to himself .."man am I bored and frisky maybe if I fly to the beach I can pickup a girl". So he flies over to the beach and looks down low and behold he sees Wonderwoman sunbathing naked just laying there in the sand spread eagle. Superman thinks to himself .."I'm faster then a speeding bullet... I can fly down there bust a nut and be gone before she knows what's happening... So he flies down there and "WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM" ...then flies away. Wonderwoman opens her eyes and says "what the hell was that?" ...the Invisible man says "I don't know but my butt sure does hurt now"