You: Awful

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Mar 16, 2017.

  1. Hey, forum nerds!

    I have a gripe I need to air out. I don’t know what’s wrong with you people. Seriously. You all whine about not having girlfriends, lives or any other garbage. But here’s the truth:

    -I have a girlfriend; she’s really hot. And I mean REALLY.

    -I play keyboard. None of your awful emo music, no. I play stuff people enjoy SOCIALLY.

    -I have TONNES of friends, male and female. I’m funny, smart, and friendly.

    -I get good grades. I’m going to get rich, while you mouth breathers sit in your basements.

    The best bit? I spend about 1 hour a day on here, and have done for about 6 years. I’m one of you, but not. I’m everything you want to be, but aren’t.

    Pic is me. I got rid of my face, because I don’t want you freaks obsessing over me.
  2. So Donald Trump does play KaW.. Who knew.
  3. ^ 
  4. The small hands are a tell-tell sign.
  5. Can confirm this all to be true.
  6. Marshall Matthers??? Is that you?
  7. That's Willeh all right.
  8. Slim Shady is emo.
  9. You have a gf, congrats.

    May I ask his name?
  10. I want to be like you when I grow up!
  11. your my role model. Teach me your ways master.
  12. I'm soooooo jealous of you right now!
  13. Quite an interesting story..
  14. 
  15. Pat.
  16. Your hand doesnt really count as a gf....just saying
  17. Lol he really does have small hands. Well anyhow nice troll post.
  18. I think this kid made me lose all faith in humanity.
  19. I was in the pool.