BEHOLD PLEBEIANS! Alas, the bodiless Will Smith has appeared, completely powered by his ample ears, looking like a Porsche driving down the street with the doors open. When and if you tappy tap, EBificate, OSW (pffft lel) and spend some of your own cash enjoying this fake war game, I want you to pretend for a second that you are Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones) Do it. Imagine. Imagine you are a little person, blessed with a silver tongue and DASHINGLY good looks. And you drink, and you know things. Now, once you have your mind all lined up, I want you to gain 50 pounds, shave your head, and start drinking Bud Light. (Ladies...you'll need to grow man parts and lose the "girls") VOILA! You are now me. Congrats.