Willy Declares War On Cheeseburgers

That's where I usually put my ashtray and coaster

 

@ daph, real burgers have beetroot and egg. And never forget, u can beat an egg, but u can't something something

 

I can beat something

 

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That just puts an entirely diffrent definition to ground beef

 

Pfffff my army is amassing. Be ready willy

 

Willy, when I run bars on a cheeseburger I crush it with my mighty teeth. This war needs to be fought like the modern Korean conflict: by not engaging.

If we mostly ignore each other then we win. We'll run covert ops on the other side every once in awhile, to keep morale up and remind us why we are at war.

Also, cheeseburgers are delicious.

 

I, for one, hail our cheeseburger overlords.

 

Willy, this is for all those who are ocd and need the cleanest burger offered