Why Rats are Awesome

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PrestonGarvey, Jan 3, 2016.

  1.  I'm dead
     
  2. Happy New Year Zeth!!

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  3. RONI!!!!!!!

    RAT BABIES!! CUTE LIL OLE RAT BABIES!! 

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  4. Imagine a human sized rat that knew ninjutsu and kicked with its tail. That would be badass.
     
  5. K. That's nice and all OP.



    But can rats see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
     
  6. Dang theyre so cute
     
  7. Rats can swim for three days straight? Sorry but I call bs. Who told you that?
     
  8. Rats are pretty cool, until they go up the exhaust pipe of your 2014 sky blue Rav 4 and chew up all the wires...
     
  9. ...wires "inside" an exhaust pipe?
     
  10. Apparently? That's what my mechanic said. Apparently some rodent went up my car's exhaust pipe and somehow the ignition wouldn't turn on? They had to pull out the flooring of my car
     
  11. Wow that's wild I'm not doubting you ...just don't see how the rat got past the exhaust valve then pass between a piston and piston wall then make it through an intake valve through a head then pass through a head cover ...but hey like OP said RATS ARE AWESOME!!! 

    Maybe he was ASE certified and brought little bitty SnapOn tool kit with him

    ..."cute lil ole lil rat baby" lol ..."RONI !!!!!!"
     
  12. Frog might have a point there OP 
    (Unless it takes em 3 days
    to swim a 1/2 mile)


    "Even though they may be the last ones off a sinking ship, rats are able to dive and swim underwater for as long as 30 seconds. In open water, they can swim as far as 1/2 mile or 0.8 km. They can use these remarkable aquatic abilities to swim upward through waste pipes and into toilets."
     


  13. Lol maybe the rat used the exhaust pipe to
    crawl
    Up
    Under the hood, I know that those ass face squirrels can do
    It, why can't a rat?
     


  14. kinda got it right, kinda got it wrong
     
  15. whoever said rats are gross?