My pens and pencils are always stolen from my desk when I leave to use the bathroom. I see the guy next to me using them, and when I try to get em' back, I get blamed for stealing pens...
1. Retards peeing on the floor. Guessing by accident. 2. Retards wasting my time on stuff they should know. 3. Lazy people passing the buck 4. People using my Tassimo without asking 5. Office politics