[title=red+white]WARNING[/title] [title=red+white]ATTENTION KAW USERS[/title] A recent study done by an independent pool of scientists inside Bad Company Headquarters has revealed a defect in the commonly used SEAL OF DEFLECTION potion. The study shows that the item claiming that it "deflects enemy projectiles safely away from your ARMY" comes with a bit of a price. Sure, your ARMY is safe from "projectiles". We tested everything. Including bear pelts, goat intestines, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka's corpse...all deflected successfully. Interesting side effect, Jimmy Snuka flies WAY further when a seal is chucked at him. Probably due to low weight due to death. Whatever. Still funny. [title=red+white]THINGS THAT DONT DEFLECT[/title] Sarcasm "Unholy Porthole" scent Moderator Humor Hillary Clinton And as you all know, too much exposure to Hillary Clinton has been known to cause cancer in laboratory rats. Trust me. You should see all the cancer rats we had. And you, the KAW player are far too important to get cancer from a Hillary Clinton that is thrown at you. You'd be like "Ohhhsnaaaap, Hillary incoming...lemme throw this Seal of Deflection!" Boom, cancer. This, again, was an independent study, and for the love of Pete, whoever Pete is, do not take anything I say seriously. The last thread I posted about the Exoskeleton Armor giving you a communicable disease was deleted in seconds. I have no idea why, and I was subsequently forum banned for it. THIS THREAD IS FAKE. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY MY SORCERY. Thank you.