Uncomfortable Situations

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Nov 9, 2014.

  1. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    A story is merely a tale of events. Fictional or not it is still a story. :roll:
     
  2. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Wow, dude, your job sucks. What is national Lampoons, btw? Is that some old dude movie?
     
  3. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Lmfffffaaaaaooo!
     
  4. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Great story bro  but I was banking on the man cheating / penny dropping / Margo going off on one scenario  and who calls their daughter "Regina"  poor girl! Difficult to get laid with a name like that. Girl did well 
     
  5. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Regina means queen ;0
    Maybe she was a drag queen and the condoms were actually hers

    Psych
     
  6. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Oh, how the teenage sluts of this world provide us with the joys of laughing at their pathetically created lives. Ahhhh. Refreshing.
    Just like the gallons of cum on their faces.
     
  7. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Am I the only one concerned for Skippy's safety?

    He can't possibly survive out there on his own 
     
  8. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Your stories never disappoint. More, i beg of you, more!
     
  9. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    He's got the voice in his head to keep him company. He'll be fine.
     
  10. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    HEY THAT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH READING DUDE.
     
  11. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Love the story 
     
  12. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Christmas Vacation? Frog, bro, that is the quintessential Christmas movie.

    You never seen it? Ugh. I bet that's why you're always so mad. You never get to see good things.

    Are you a monk?
     
  13. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    He likely retreated to his home, in the loft of a barn at old man Spencer's farm.

    The farm animals that raised him likely healed his wounds, and comforted the poor boy as he was likely permanently scarred from watching such violence.
     
  14. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Did you even get paid?
     
  15. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Narwhal you must learn to read! He said he wrote a check to himself grabbed some muffins and left, clearly a professional.
     
  16. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Oh, I didn't know reading was a thing now.
     
  17. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Reading has been a thing since like 2007 :roll:
     
  18. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Cookies*
     
  19. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    I've been quoted by the great willeh omg :shock:
     
  20. Re: Uncomfortable Situations by WillyTheDeuce

    Ermahgerd! You should take a picture.