tiger and devs comic - kaw edition

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by IX_THoR_XI, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. I haven't seen this much rage about war matchups in a long ass time
     
  2. Devs: saw u got banned
    Tiger: yup, some mods r tools
    Devs: I can't disagree w u there
    Tiger: at least agree about something
    Devs: high 5!
    Tiger: ....
    Devs: dude u really gonna leave me hanging
    Tiger: aright some mods r tools high 5
    Devs: r we besties?
    Tiger: zzzz
    Devs: I know ur not sleepin!
    Tiger: zzzzz
    Devs: ok if u want to sleep ill spoon u
    Tiger: huh! wtf bro
     
  3. Devs lack a lot of sense in terms of war mechanics.

    Here a radical thought, the point of this game should b to grow your kingdom

    Thus...
    * There should be consequences 4 stayin small. No matter how much bfa and bfe you add - there should b a limitation to how high you can hit.
    * Also it should b reverse in terms of plunder durin eewar. Sh should not be able to make much when hittin mids but mids should be b able to plunder the poop out of sh. Example: if a 5 year (metaphor for a sh) were try to hit a 15 year old (metaphor for a mid) and try take his money he should be not be able to take much...mayb if he were sneaky he'd stealthily take a couple dollars; but if a 15 year saw a 5 year with cash, he should be able to take as much money as he wants.

    Below is an imaginary conversation which will posted also in ff regarding my suggestion 4 improving wars.

    Devs: good ideas tiger...
    Tiger: you gonna implement them?
    Devs: umm....
    Tiger: is that a yes?
    Devs: nah, had u goin there 4 a sec huh?
    Tiger: yea for a sec I thought u cared...
    Devs: lol
     
  4. Devs: psss
    Tiger: u talkin to me?
    Devs: no him (pointin to a dragon)
    Skrag: me what u want?
    Tiger: Daym that's a big azz dragon
    Devs: ummm, I posted in forums that you were gonna increase drops of scrolls
    Skrag: yea I saw that; u never consulted me!
    Devs: ummm yea my bad. Ppl startin to complain...can u increase drops please?
    Skrag: (givin him dirty look)
    Devs: pretty please???
    Skrag: no go away go spoon w tiger
    Tiger: wait a min - that was non consensual. I was tryin to sleep and he got all in my business. I still have nightmares.
    Skrag: yea, he has a habit of doin things w/o askin permission
    Devs: ....
    Tiger: do what u gonna do when ppl post in forums anyone scroll drops? How u gonna respond?
    Devs: I just won't read those posts. Negative posts bring down my self esteem and brings in negative energy.
    Tiger: wait a min...all those posts that were negative about matches...did u read them?
    Devs: nope I told u I dun read negative stuff.
    Tiger: %^<€¥*^,\]%
    Skrag: lol