Threatened By Heron

If only I could have a go 0.0

 

Remember, I have a terrible ostrich problem. If you want to come over and try to ride one yourself feel free, just sign this liability waver/last will alteration beforehand

 

Oooooh sounds fun where do I sign up 0.0

 

Right on this dotted line here:




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And initial here:



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Right on this dotted line here:



Shadiw-Dance
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And initial here:


S.D
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Woot I get a free ostrich ride 0.0

 

And a free ostrich.

Honestly, you can take them all. Free, just get them off my property :lol:

 

Im for hire Willy



Hire for an affordable and honest price at 600 Seal of the Damned + 50 xstals to kill that heron

 

What's the going rate for ostriches and emus?

And I think I might have a dodo infestation too :/

 

RIP Heron

 

Oh, and I should probably mention the big eagle that hunts on the property. Don't bring children.

 

Wooooot I'll take all the dodos nd emos too I'll cook em all

 

Go for it, tell me if you find any good recipes for dodo or emu

 

I am also available to hire as a chef



At another affordable price of 500 Seal of the Damned's + 40 xstals

 

I know how to cook lmao, I'll try to find something decent 0.0 emu eggs for an omelette 0.0 sounds good to me

 

But YOU sir have not tried these rare genetically engineered eggs!



A very affordable price of 70 Seal of the Damned's + 10 xstals per egg

Or get a bundle of 8 eggs for 700 Seal of the Damned's + 100 xstals

 

What's the point of paying the price of 10 eggs for 8 eggs?

 

Shhhhhh…

 

my advice (and it's the best free advice you'll ever get): give the Heron Sholron's address.

Problem solved.


You're welcome 

 

Da hell Gwen? I thought we were friends :cry:

 

Lmao why should I shush XD wasn't I supposed to notice lmao