The Writer's Café

[-DaveStrider-]

Wha

 

[Bandersnatch]

He's calling you a liar

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Wat

 

[Bandersnatch]

Never mind.... ._.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Liar!

 

[Bandersnatch]

Who's lying?

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

All of you! Begone!

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

I'll have you know that I warp the truth as little as I can.

 

[Bandersnatch]

I'll lie when I feel like it.

 

[Lord_Taters]

I lie to save my ass probably 5 times a year

 

[Bandersnatch]

I lie to save my ass all the time.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I lie to save my

wait

what ass

i got no ass

 

[Bandersnatch]

How do you poop?

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I meant that I have literally no figure.

Meet Kat, everyone, the shapeless good-for-nothing cardboard box.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Wait... So if you're a model, or whatever you are, don't they only pick the dream-girls?

YEEEEES! I was perm silenced yesterday. I got unsilenced within 24 hours. THANK YOU DEVS!

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

I lied at least once this year to save my ass.
And yes... I do have one. Unlike Kitty.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Phoenix I swear to god I will murder you if you call me that one more time.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Great to see our virtual relationship is thriving!

 

[Bandersnatch]

How sweet. :3

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

True wuv.