The Writer's Café

[Smighter89]

Phoenix, we could hire another waitress/waiter...? I don't think it'll feel the same though. I dunno.

That's awesome Dave!

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Exactly Smighty.
Dave... You're a guy, right?
Therefore, not an actress. :shock:

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I'm actually a girl, Dave is however my favoritestestest character from Homestuck.

I know that's not a word shhh

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Wow.
You're a girl?
Cn I haz piks?

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

That train of thought (although fake), came from this awesome Halo show named Arby n' the Chief. One of the main characters is retarded, so to speak, and talks like that, with the same inappropriate intentions.
That was hard to type...

 

[Interrobang]

Update from Hong Kong:
Typhoon season makes swimming really weird and I've resorted to playing tons of Drop 7 and Solitaire.

 

[Alkais]

Well if we hire another waitress I'll start my order right away

I would like a box of sprinkled donuts and a small cup of cold apple cider 

 

[Bandersnatch]

Who's getting pics?

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I might post a sneak peek from one of my photoshoots, idk.

 

[Interrobang]

Update 2:
Just started watching ALL the SourceFed TableTalks, and I mean ALL the TableTalks.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Model agency lady came and did a test shoot today in my backyard. Have a cruddy photo they let me have.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

In case you can't see the outfit is aviator shades, a blank tank top, a green army jacket, skinny jeans, and combat boots. I get to keep le clothes

 

[Bandersnatch]

You look nice. :3

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Gracias.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Sprayed on jeans.
For a guy, it's totally hipster and ******* homosexual.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Something wrong with homosexuals?

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

You're homosexual?
And sorry, but I don't like Homosexuals.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

They're not sprayed-on.

That would be far more revealing and not appropriate for someone like me

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

But they're skin-tight, then.
For some reason the boots make me think: Cowboy. Or cowgirl, if you're so inclined.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

They're combat boots :3