The Writer's Café

I'm 100% sure Candi isn't, 99 Cheese isn't.

And wait: Cheese, is your birthday June 15th?

 

Oh, and wb, you two!

 

As it happens, I'm only 16. But, didn't Benny make it to mod as 13 or something? I've heard that several times.

 

And I was wrong, I miscounted - it's the 14th, so... 4 days ago at this point.

 

Cheese. Benny got that a long time ago. When the game was just starting. He got mod at 14, I believe. They won't do that again.
We need to find Zaln. Does anyone know how to contact him?

 

Only those with a noble spirit and true heart may find him!

 

We must search for him.
I shall announce a:
(i) Zealot's Attack Loco Noobs Quest! (iZaln)
BEGIN!

 

You shall face five deadly challenges!

 

Which are: (Cue you)

 

The challenge of fire.
The challenge of never ending night.
The challenge of snakes.
The challenge of the faceless god.
The challenge of the all you can eat buffet.

 

Mmm...
The last one may be the hardest of them all.
You
Must
War
EVERYTHING.

 

Eat* (Damnyouautocorrect) /).-
EVERYTHING.

 

Allioss alli
("Or we could just wall him")

 

If you wanna be boring

 

And he would respond you presume?
No. The dark elves have hidden him. And well.
Naïveté from a whimsical female () will not find him.
We must deploy our best resources.
Dudes and Stuff. UNITE!

 

"Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...UNITE!!!"

 

I tried to write happy poetry.

I can't write happy poetry.

 

Story of my life Kat

 

Wait what.

How do you know me.

 

...
Hello dragons of the east...
We must awake iZaln!