The Writer's Café

[Smighter89]

I'm 100% sure Candi isn't, 99 Cheese isn't.

And wait: Cheese, is your birthday June 15th?

 

[Smighter89]

Oh, and wb, you two!

 

[cheesemuffin]

As it happens, I'm only 16. But, didn't Benny make it to mod as 13 or something? I've heard that several times.

 

[cheesemuffin]

And I was wrong, I miscounted - it's the 14th, so... 4 days ago at this point.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Cheese. Benny got that a long time ago. When the game was just starting. He got mod at 14, I believe. They won't do that again.
We need to find Zaln. Does anyone know how to contact him?

 

[Bandersnatch]

Only those with a noble spirit and true heart may find him!

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

We must search for him.
I shall announce a:
(i) Zealot's Attack Loco Noobs Quest! (iZaln)
BEGIN!

 

[Bandersnatch]

You shall face five deadly challenges!

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Which are: (Cue you)

 

[Bandersnatch]

The challenge of fire.
The challenge of never ending night.
The challenge of snakes.
The challenge of the faceless god.
The challenge of the all you can eat buffet.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Mmm...
The last one may be the hardest of them all.
You
Must
War
EVERYTHING.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Eat* (Damnyouautocorrect) /).-
EVERYTHING.

 

[Allioss]

Allioss alli
("Or we could just wall him")

 

[Barbarous_Flash]

If you wanna be boring

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

And he would respond you presume?
No. The dark elves have hidden him. And well.
Naïveté from a whimsical female () will not find him.
We must deploy our best resources.
Dudes and Stuff. UNITE!

 

[Barbarous_Flash]

"Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy...UNITE!!!"

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I tried to write happy poetry.

I can't write happy poetry.

 

[-Quietly-]

Story of my life Kat

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Wait what.

How do you know me.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

...
Hello dragons of the east...
We must awake iZaln!