The Writer's Café

Recipe for water:

Ingredients: MacBook Air, 3 measuring spoons. Gold

Step 1: Fill the measuring spoons with molten gold.

Step 2: Sell gold half-spheres.

Step 3: Order water over the internets.

Step 4: Whippersnapper.exe has stopped functioning.

 

I'd like a vodka on the rocks, with a shot of whiskey... I need to be drunk atm.

 

Can I have a sprite please?

 

Wimp. At least ask for a spiked Hot Coco.

 

Can I get a vodka martini please, extra dry

 

Hm.

Sorry I temporarily took over your bar Irin. I've been drunk at it enough times. *Serves up drinks and goes back to correct side of the bar*

 

I didn't get mine..

 

Me neither

 

Ugh. Just saw my story from way back when.

Ew.

 

#DownWithSmight'sWriting #Disgusting #Evil

 

lol

 

Vas,

I was about as drunk as you would be already. My apologies.

 

Lol I still need to be drunk. But I cant. Meeting the gf today and she doesnt know I drink.

 

Jolly good...

 

Ugh now I'm stuck watching soccer. I hate this sport.

 

Why does nobody give me feedback

 

I could promise that they ONLY hire the hottest 17 plus year-olds at the snowboarding place.

There was someone there...

Mind=Blown.

 

Lol, Phoenix..

 

But you're a girl, so you wouldn't understand.

 

Any hot guys?