The Writer's Café

[Smighter89]

*takes out the noose* Candi..... want some candy?

 

[Bremen]

*hangs from noose* It's like a tire swing, right?

 

[Smighter89]

Uhmmmm... sure? *puts a chair under Bremen*

*obtains guillotine from unknown source* Candi! Get some candy!

 

[Smighter89]

Ugh. *sits down in chair and orders hot chocolate* I hate Mondays. I hate everyday.

 

[XxTIl-__KING__-IITxX]

You hate a lot *drinks from his monster*

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Smighter, stop forgetting my TZ.

 

[Smighter89]

Your TZ?

And I do hate a lot when I'm in a bad mood. *takes a swig from hot chocolate Albans back in chair*

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Time zone. You know, it means that at certain hours it's unreasonable to believe that I'll be on? Like now. I think you're at school.

 

[Smighter89]

I should be. But instead I'm planning your assassination.

I'm sick.

 

[Smighter89]

Albans? Seriously??? *leans

 

[Eagleking]

Are they like Albanians?

 

[Smighter89]

I have no idea. Auto correct.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Ooh, Albans. They taste like chicken, according to my sources.

 

[Eagleking]

They taste like BBQ chicken, when using my sauces

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Uh.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Last page was pretty much an RP.

 

[Smighter89]

Nooo, rps are more violent. Lol.

 

[XxTIl-__KING__-IITxX]

*punhes pheonix in face* LIKE THIS SMARTY!! *sits on smighter accidentally, thinking he is a chair*

 

[Smighter89]

Bar fight!!!! *picks hulk up and throws him across counter. Picks up chair and throws it at Phoenix*

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Oh dear. What did I miss? Was reading that book worth it? Can I get drunk too? So many questions, so little time. Too many answers, most of them not legal.